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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:39 PM
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What do you propose to do about your husband?
I mean, really.....the guy is completely out of control.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:40 PM
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1. take him out back to the corn crib like old yeller?
:evilgrin:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:41 PM
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4. Now you've done it.
Whenever I think of that scene, I start to weep.

:cry:

How embarrassing.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:40 PM
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2. Shhh, it is supposed to be a secret.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:42 PM
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Not anymore.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:43 PM
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8. Damn, now I have to come up with a whole new plan.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:40 PM
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3. He and the dog are going to the vet for the same operation.
:evilgrin:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:42 PM
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5. Your dog is getting a lobotomy?
How cruel.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:43 PM
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11. Well, he asked for it.
He wrote me a letter. He says he's tired of having the ability to function on his own.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:47 PM
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14. Your husband can write?
That surprises me somewhat.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:42 PM
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6. OK
What have you gone and done now?!?!?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:43 PM
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10. I cashed in the nest egg........
And ran off with BatBoy.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:42 PM
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7. I'm going to tie him up
And then I'm going to spank him well. :spank: And then I'm going to make him beg for mercy. And then.... should I go on? :evilgrin:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:44 PM
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12. Link?
With pics.
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:43 PM
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9. I'm gonna hug 'im and squeeze 'im
and make him bowls of ice cream with chopped almonds and choco syrup.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 01:46 PM
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13. That does not sound like just punishment.
Unless your going to apply the ice cream to his nether regions.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:04 PM
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15. Apparently you lack imagination :-)
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