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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:08 PM
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Officer Pulls Over Man Wearing Panties For Drunken Driving
I feel sorry for this guy. To have to deal with a school of grade school children is one thing, but to have to go back to teach in a high school is going to suck. I didn't see this on here before, so if it is a dupe, I am extremely sorry....not.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=387&e=5&u=/ibsys/20041203/lo_wews/2480793

"Medina County authorities pulled over an experienced high school teacher this week, but it was what the man was wearing inside his vehicle that raised some officer's eyebrows."

" When the driver, Cloverleaf High School teacher Mark Wurstle, stepped out of the vehicle, he was wearing a hooded sweatshirt, along with a pair of panties."

" Six years ago, Medina police pulled him over, and then, too, Wurstle was wearing a unique fashion.

An incident report states Wurstle had earrings, lipstick, rouge and blue eye shadow, and he was drinking vanilla extract. When the officer asked if he was wearing any clothes, the report states, Wurstle opened his coat and showed him a black dress trimmed in white that went mid-thigh, along with a white pearl. "
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:09 PM
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1. what a dumbass
i can drink and drive WITHOUT wearing panties!
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:14 PM
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2. Reminds me of a story
years ago, when I was in the Army, we had a First Sergeant who was forced to retire after getting arrested for public drunkeness and soliciting for prostitution while wearing a dress.

what everyone wanted to know - what would he wear to his retirement party, pumps or heels?
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:15 PM
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3. He should know better to drive with panties on.
Much better to drive drunk in the nude.
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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:21 PM
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4. Maybe if they were crotchless panties
which would make it easier to tinkle if he had to (he had been drinking after all.)
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:28 PM
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5. If crossdressing were more socially acceptable
Maybe he wouldn't have to get drunk in the first place.

:headbang:
rocknation
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:41 PM
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6. And the streets would be much safer
cars being full of perfectly sober transvestites!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:42 PM
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7. You think he has to drink to dress like that?
I don't get cross-dressing, but I don't care what anyone wears.
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:54 PM
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12. Fuckin' eh! Thats what I was gonna say!! Panties RULE!!!
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bobbobbins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:43 PM
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8. the wearing of the panties i can understand....
but the vanilla extract, thats just bizarre.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:46 PM
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9. They say that it is expensive too
I think they raise the price so people don't just drink it.
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sans qualia Donating Member (675 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:47 PM
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10. Vanilla extract?!
Eew!!!
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:58 PM
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13. It tastes like crap unless you add sugar to it
Not that I've had any first had experience with this.
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BRLIB Donating Member (347 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:53 PM
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11. Pure vanilla extract, not imitation, is $20 a pint.................
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