Okay. Hummer drivers. WHY? Why did you get a Hummer?

[NoSheep]

My mind is open. I have to know.

[fryguy]

1. to compensate for their small penises

(hope I didn't scare them away from giving a real answer....)

[McKenzie]

19. you don't need a big wand to get the rabbit out of the hat

just magic...and I'm very thankful for that.

I drive a diesel VW Polo that does 53-55mpg.

[fryguy]

23. my jetta gets about 30-35

and i do quite well for myself also

[dr.strangelove]

27. I drive a Hummer because I have a giant penis

I used to take the bus, but the cost of hiring a worker to help me carry my giant penis, plus having to pay three fares on the bus for each ride, (one for me, one for the penis carrying worker and one for my giant penis), got to be very high. I have used my savings to pay for the Hummer. I fired the penis carrier and saved two bus fares for each trip I take. Plus the Hummer makes people think I have a small penis, so the look of surprise when I break out the hand truck to carry it around with me is priceless.

[DelawareValleyDem]

30. LOL nt

[FizzFuzz]

31. LOLOLOLOLOL. You should send this to Ahnold's "spokespeople".

[dr.strangelove]

35. Who do you think was the worker I had to fire

Thats why he ran for GOVENAR, b/c I had to fire him.

[FizzFuzz]

38. woa, I think I need the background story here!

:mystified:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I would be shocked if there were any Hummer drivers here.

[madinmaryland]

3. i'd be shocked too, unless they

are closet freepers

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Hmmm, might be a way to draw them out!!!

[NoSheep]

11. Kick

:evilgrin:

[Phillycat]

6. There are 10 on the "What car do you drive?" thread.

Although that number is in dispute. Apparently the OP edited the poll after that slot had taken some votes for regular SUV drivers.

[NoSheep]

Oh! I was wondering. Damn.

I was also looking for answers to one of life's little anoying questions!

[akwapez]

13. Even the polls on DU are in dispute??

[Phentex]

15. Do we have paper ballots for this poll?

[tridim]

4. Small penises

I don't know why women drive them.

[don954]

12. its a Freudian thing...

[realisticphish]

37. ah yes, penis envy

i HATE freud...fucking cokehead hack....sorry :)


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[slutticus]

40. Penis envy?

[trotsky]

7. If they say it's for off-roading, they're lying...

This is a hilarious page - photographs showing a Hummer getting stuck on a TREE STUMP and needing an old Jeep to pull it off. HA HA HA!

http://host1.cj-8.com/

[NoSheep]

14. Excellent!

[don954]

22. oh god...

"To add insult to injury, I made his son do the video clip"

LOL!
gota love that!

[NoSheep]

34. Um....welcome to DU!

:hi:

[ArkDem]

8. I've always found hummers stimulating.

[DrWeird]

9. Well, you see, I have a really small penis.

I'm embarassed by this fact, and I don't know how, but I can tell that women sense that I have a small penis and that's why they won't go out with me. So, by processes I don't fully understand, driving a Hummer somehow disrupts the small-penis rays my small penis gives off, and therefore I might be able to impress women. Plus, I'm afraid of black people. Maybe I'll accidently drive into a black neighborhood some day, and they'll have one of their little race riots and the only way I'll have of getting out is by running them over. So you see, by driving a Hummer I'm making myself and my family safer.

[Huckebein the Raven]

17. LOL.

[ArkDem]

10. .

[7th_Sephiroth]

16. i want an h-1 cause its a unique looking vehicle

dun like the h-2 and the h-3 sounds actually driveable

[Phillycat]

26. So you actually have one?

[7th_Sephiroth]

39. no

too expensive

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. I want a Hum-V, you know the army ones with machine guns on them....

:evilgrin:

[Logiola]

29. you mean

one with wooden boards to protect you from the fire of friendly iraqis?

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. ROFL! oooh you bad.... you bad...

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

20. I have a huge penis, so I drive a Mini

Have to average it out.

[jdots]

21. Muffy and I need the security of a giant turd wagon

we loved the leather option on the gun ports and the high low shag carpet factory fondue dish.
Jason and Heather have 4 d.v.d surround sytems each in thier child seats so they can scan fox news.
The lease payments are only 1500$ a month,we drive a hard bargan............

[Phentex]

33. This

really did make me laugh out loud! :D

[dean_dem]

24. Because it matches my B-C '04 bumper sticker perfectly.

[madrchsod]

25. i know of one hummer driver that

actually uses his hummer for what it was designed for. he`s owns a major constrution company and uses it to travel to job sites ,deliver stuff ,and uses it as his office on wheels. it`s actually dirty.....

[MemphisTiger]

28. I don't see why anybody would buy a vehicle that gets

9 MPG. I drive a Tahoe, first post college car, that gets 16 MPG(city). Also, I don't drive it much because of the guilt factor. I would like to trade it in for a Subaru outback, which doesn't seem to get very good mileage either. The Forrester needs premium gas for turbo charged engines I think so that's no bargain these days.

[Logiola]

32. a person in my back lane..

Has a large blue 4x4 truck, it has the huge wheels.. one step away from being a monster truck. The thing is so bloody loud that when he starts it our bedroom windows will shake. I have never seen a piece of dust on this truck.. he washes it every other day. the worst thing, whenever it is even the slight bit cold he will wake up at 5:30 in the morning.. run out to the truck in his p.js and let it idle for 45 mins while he gets ready for his job. We have called the cops on numerous occasions and they have spoken with him but he only stops for about 5 days after the cops talk to him.

The funniest thing is, he is so small he has to crawl into it.. and every weekend morning he gets up at the same time, idles it for 25 mins and then off he goes to get his daily mcdonalds.. the mcdonalds is a 5 min walk.. man, the guy annoys me, i am just waiting for him to get some rotis or a pitbull so he looks even more tuff.. you can tell he has that mindset..

[orpupilofnature57]

41. Thats like asking a liar to tell the absolute truth,an octane moron ?