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Fri Dec-03-04 03:13 PM
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Hey fuck-ass, gimme a beer. |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:14 PM
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:15 PM
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:36 PM
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46. Redqueen, you have such a kinky side. |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:38 PM
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:14 PM
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2. Actually it's ass-fuck. What's your poison? |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:16 PM
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I changed my mind... I want vodka.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:22 PM
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16. With or without Red Bull? |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:22 PM
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19. Without... I think... |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:26 PM
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30. It's Red Bull, so it tastes like shit, but it'll get your |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:28 PM
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35. As long as it's not fruity. |
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I'm not in the mood for that fru fru shit.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:29 PM
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36. Not fruity - more like NyQuilly with the opposite effect. |
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Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 03:30 PM by rkc3
You know, no chalk lines around your body when you wake up.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:31 PM
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:32 PM
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41. You'd like cocaine in a can even more - that's why there's a cooler |
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of it here at the office.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:38 PM
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:43 PM
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56. Come on over - we're at the Land of Misfit Employees. |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:15 PM
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get your own and while you're up get me one dammit Janet!
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:17 PM
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Make me! :P
(nice rocky reference :))
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:24 PM
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bend over so I can fist ya' up your bloody arse! Where's the Crisco oil? Now that will cost you a Corona beer and make it snappy! I'm parched!
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:25 PM
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28. Stop confusing me with yer mom... |
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I've told you I'm not going to play those games with you!
WHERE'S MY BEER?
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:32 PM
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42. It's in the fridge... |
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where Tom Ridge is be-headed and stashed! the rest of him is in the Euphrates with a dildo up his ass!
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:37 PM
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47. Well don't just sit there |
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Just pour the drink, you fairy fuck.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:42 PM
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wish will not be granted--signed the Fairy Fuck. For that you shall get the "water-sports" treatment. First you must get in your tub--it's almost like getting doused with beer--but warmer. hhehehehe!
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:44 PM
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Only certain special people get to give me the water sports treatment. And you ain't him! :P
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:17 PM
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6. Did you just call me fuck-ass? |
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Was that from Donnie Darko? I forget, I know it was from a movie, but I can't remember which one.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:18 PM
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It IS from a movie... but not Donnie Darko.
You answered, din'tcha?
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:23 PM
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From Donnie Darko:
Donnie: You are such a fuckass! Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass?! You can go suck a fuck! Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!
So, while I wasn't dead-on balls accurate, the term "fuckass" was used, so I deserve partial credit :)
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:25 PM
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:26 PM
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29. That's alright, I'll settle for a strange request |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:28 PM
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This place is so great. :D
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:29 PM
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37. I figured you'd be one of those that would appreciate it :) |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:35 PM
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....at that cartoon. That is too hilarious!
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:18 PM
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10. Are you just TRYING to turn me on? |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:19 PM
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11. Eet's vaht I leev for, |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:23 PM
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Natasha Badinoff at me? <swoon>
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:30 PM
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I'm so glahd you like eet.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:32 PM
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don't even get me started on liking to eat. 'Taint no way we can get away with that discussion without working "blue." ;-)
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:20 PM
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12. God what a lip on that bitch. |
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Drinking already? Me too.
:beer:
Day off for me.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:22 PM
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But OH how I wish I could be.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:25 PM
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27. Have one on me later. |
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Here's to you redqueen.
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Hope your Friday is at least tolerable. At least it's not Monday. :)
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:39 PM
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But as you said, at least it's not Monday. :D
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:21 PM
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13. Best idea I've heard all day. |
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Screw this place! I'm going to the bar!
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:22 PM
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:21 PM
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14. Now you're just flirting with me |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:23 PM
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:26 PM
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Offering my condolences to the Queen. It won't be too much longer.
Pervert.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:22 PM
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You did you 'ass' and 'fuck' in the same sentence. :spank:
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:26 PM
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It's a bitchy thread.
But I like the way you think!
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:25 PM
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26. A few more and we can get that phrase turned around |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:27 PM
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YES! EXACTLY!!!!
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:35 PM
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You just surprised the fuck out of me!!
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:38 PM
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It's from one of my favorite movies. I have to watch it again tonight, now.
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Fri Dec-03-04 04:01 PM
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58. ".....I killed your cat you druggy bitch!" |
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Fri Dec-03-04 04:02 PM
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You get a spanking!
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:35 PM
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44. Hey Lady................ |
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You kiss your mother with that mouth??????
(sorry I reverted to my Jersey girl persona) LOL
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:37 PM
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48. Try paying your fucking tab. And it's Mr. Fuck-Ass to you! |
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