A Friday Joke For You!

[dubyaD40web]

Two guys that don't know each other are sitting in a bar. The first guy strikes up a conversation with the second guy. The first guys says, "You know, I lived without food for three weeks." The second guys said "No way. You can't live without food for three weeks! How?" So the first guy tells him a story about how he was a POW in Vietnam and had to survive without food during his capture. He tells the second guy that he had to eat his own poop to live. The second guy responds "You can't do that! You'll get sick!" So the first guy drops his pants, pinches off a small loaf and eats it. The second guy, in shock, tells him "Oh my God, you're a freak! Wanna make some money? The first guys says "Sure, how?" The second guy explained he knows a couple of high-rollers who would bet the first guy that he couldn't eat his poop. So the first and second guys meet the high-rollers and wager a $500 bet about the guy eating his own poop to survive. The first guy drops his pants, pinches off a small loaf gets ready to eat it when all of a sudden he throws up all over his hand. The high-rollers, mean as hell, kick the shit out of the two guys, take their money and leave. The second guy wakes up and asks the first guy "Why didn't you eat the poop? We could have made some money."

The first guy respondes, "I was going to but it had a hair in it!!!!!"

[usg353d]

1. Wrong Wrong Wrong

I love it! :-)

[underpants]

2. Oh GOD

That is bad.

[pdx_prog]

3. lol....

that is wrong on so many levels...

[Guaranteed]

4. But...he already ate the hair.

Why not eat it again?