Whose planning on getting some

[plcdude]

tonight and how?

[Sporadicus]

1. In a Few Minutes I'm Going to Get Some...

...groceries. Exciting stuff for a Friday evening :bounce:

[Droopy]

2. How? Through the power of the internet and hand lotion.

[plcdude]

5. well at least

you know the person well and that can be good too.

[dr.strangelove]

10. I guess you won't be "Droopy" the whole night.

You'll be "Hapy" for some portion of it.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Planning to get some

...dinner soon. Maybe Japanese.

[pagerbear]

4. Some what?

:wtf:

[redqueen]

6. .

:cry:

[plcdude]

8. come on

don't cry it could happen.

[redqueen]

9. Nope

Not a chance

[rkc3]

12. Those abstinence classes really work.

[redqueen]

17. Nah

CCD classes. I siffer unbeleivable amounts of guilt for even thinking about doing anything naughty.

[rkc3]

21. Even worse - although I did 12 years hard time under Sr. Right Cross.

[dr.strangelove]

7. I am getting some tonight

some mashed potatoes and gravy. My wife is making turkey, carrots and mashed potatoes with gravy. she was off from work today and decided to make a very nice dinner.
I'm getting me some tonight.
Oh yeah, after dinner I plan to press for sex and get shot down.

[plcdude]

13. Offer her

a massage since she has worked hard today. Buy some massage oil on the way home tonight and give her a long sensual rub down. You will be surprised how satisfying that can be for both of you.

[rkc3]

16. I call bullshit.

[dr.strangelove]

26. Sounds like a plan

[plcdude]

27. Now it has to be sincere

not just a rub for a rub kind of thing. You have to do this with no expectations that any thing else will come of it but that you have given her a gift of relaxation. This is not a means to and end this is an end of itself.

[dr.strangelove]

28. Alright, now I call bullshit

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

11. I am a woman, darling.

That means I can get some any time I decide to. I could make one phone call and be getting some 15 minutes later.

I could walk into a bookstore and announce that I needed some (word that rhymes with trick - don't want to get this thread locked) and be getting some 5 minutes later.

This is the one privilege that makes up for glass ceilings and sexist jokes -- women can get some any time they want. Men have to work for it or pay for it.

Mwahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahaaaaa! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[LisaM]

18. Ha ha ha ha ha

I don't know you, but you're great! That is a great laugh. Of course, you know, I pictured myself going into a bookstore and making said announcement.

(Except I have a fine man at home, so I won't be doing that.)

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

24. If you ever needed to get some fast though, that would work.

:evilgrin:

[McKenzie]

14. unfortunately, my mind makes appointments

that my body usually can't keep...

[short bus president]

15. I've already gotten some

firewood in from the woodpile and built a nice little fire. It's gonna be cold and lonely here tonight. Sigh.

:D

[JimmyJazz]

20. Hey baby, I'll give you some

more firewood if you need it. My uncle lost a couple of trees on his property and now has tons extra.

:*

As for me, I'm gonna have myself a white russian!

[short bus president]

23. Heh. Well, I'm gonna have MYSELF

a, erm... Jamaican lager. Or several.

Oh, I've got stacks and stacks of wood here, darlin'. Tell your uncle I said thanks but no thanks. Between the split & seasoned pile and the unsplit green pile, I've got more wood here than I can handle for the next several years.

No innuendo at all in that. None. ;-)

[Bertha Venation]

19. Some what?

:innocentstare:

[plcdude]

22. yeah

we already know you are going to get some you devil.

[Bertha Venation]

25. Devil? Moi?

:evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

29. locked

waaaaah wuuuhhhhhh


Did you hear that the mods are locking sex threads?

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DU Moderator