forced to go to Republican Private Club chi chi party

[medeak]

this weekend...HATE IT. Have to listen to everyone gloat how much *** is lining their pockets.

Last year just did me in listening to obnoxious fellow who inherited rocket fuel company gloat "*ush is going to the moon!"

Please pray for me and any smart comebacks would be appreciated (those that are acceptable of course and won't get me knocked on keester)

am already nauseaus. don't ask why I have to go....married to repug

[Bouncy Ball]

1. Get violently ill

about two hours before you have to leave.

Easy way to do so: think about what you are going to go to. That should do the trick.

You have my sympathies but there's no way I'd go, married to a repug or not.

[tx_dem41]

3. Actually get violently ill AT the party.

I mean "projectile-vomiting" violent. Just keep a good aim. ;-)

[Bouncy Ball]

6. Yeppers.

Be sure to not only hit their fancy clothes but their food and drink, as well.

[Vincardog]

2. Just remind the reThugs to get paid in Euros cause $$$ won't be worth st

when aWoL is done with spending our treasure like a drunken sailor.

[Tempest]

4. Wear a Kerry For President button

Or a Bush Is A War Criminal t-shirt.

[cap]

5. let him go by himself/herself

no law says a spouse must attend...

[el_gato]

7. you married a repug

sounds like you made your bed and now you have to sleep in it

sorry but I can't feel sorry for you

[medeak]

9. 30 years ago he promised he was dem

turns out men will say anything

[antigone382]

8. Would he go with you if the situation was reversed?

n/t

[medeak]

10. yes.. he suffered through Wesley Clark last month