Use the word Underpants as a verb in a sentence dealing with fruit

[commander bunnypants]

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CB

[Worst Username Ever]

1. careful with that banana, you don't want to underpants it.

[trotsky]

2. My dog underpants if he eats grapes.

It's true, he gets too hot because he's not panting enough.

[BurtWorm]

3. I Underpantsed the applesauce through my nose when I thought

about the banana.

[barb162]

18. awwww, is that ever disgusting or what

[Lefta Dissenter]

4. The man

from down under pants when he thinks of bananas.

[jedicord]

5. BananaBob Underpants

OK, that's not a sentence, but hey...

[LiberalEsto]

6. I used underpants to cover the fruit bowl

to keep the flies out

[Fridays Child]

7. Underpants fruit.

Daily.

[StopTheMorans]

8. is that a banana in your Underpants, or are you just happy to see me?

[pintobean]

9. I don't want you

to underpants my cherries.

[damntexdem]

10. Vegetables pant ...

but fruit underpants.

[King Coal]

11. I underpants my ass when my pants ripped as I was picking up an apple.

[flvegan]

12. I love to eat organic apples, bananas and underpants.

[LiberalEsto]

13. I underpants my fruit

when I'm not fruiting my underpants

[Nevernose]

14. How do you conjugate "underpants" in the perfect tense?

Is it underpent or underpanted?

As in: Since I follow kosher dietary laws, I will have underpent myself prior to touching this banana.

OR

Since I follow kosher dietary laws, I will have underpanted myself prior to touching this banana.

I have no idea, either, if there's anything in the Torah/Talmud about eating in the nude. If there isn't, there should be, if only so I can properly use the word "underpants" in the perfect tense.

[LiberalEsto]

16. As long as the fabric contains only one material

No cotton-poly blends

[meganmonkey]

17. The perfect tense of underpants...

Oh, to achieve that in just one lifetime

:sigh:

[3days]

15. Back off of my cumquat or I will underpants you like Mikhael Barishnakov.