CDC Issues warning about new virulent disease ;-)

[Buck Turgidson]

This Just In: Urgent:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted
disease. This disease is contracted through
dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect-him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been
screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having
taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with
Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to:
Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions
of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
chronic mangling of the English language; extreme
cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new
information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to
accept responsibility for actions; exceptional
cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
ignorance of geography and history; tendencies
toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a
strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing
behavior.

[ohioliberal]

1. Boy this sounds reallllllly serious

I better make sure I protect my self with a BIG BLACK RIBBON to warn off these pesky germs.:+

[RaleighNCDUer]

2. You betcha. n/t