Is it ever too late for a flame war?

[Renew Deal]

Someone here felt that it can be too late for a flame war. I feel that any time is a good time for napalm message board death. What say you?

[sundog]

1. 9-5 M-F... optimal flame hours

on edit - if that was thread was posted 3 hours ago, it would be up to 187 posts now & a lock

[motely36]

8. Eastern Standard or Pacific?

[sundog]

9. Eastern Standard

all flammable material should be posted before 4:30pm EST, 1:30pm PST

Not sayin it won't happen, it's just that the process happens at a slower rate. Kinda like gasoline mixed with molasses.

[flvegan]

2. Anytime is flame time. I mean

if you don't want in, don't get in. We must think of our brethren and sistren that work different shifts, live in different time zones, etc. We can't discriminate against them! We have to be equal opportunity flame war providers.

[Worst Username Ever]

3. Religion is wrong! Gays are ruining the party!

Evolution is not a theory! Christians are stupid! The red states are all idiots! Bush won fair and square! Dean would not have done any better! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Israel is wrong! Don't support the troops! Ban all guns! 9/11 was not a conspiracy!


:evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. My. I think you got EVERYTHING... almost:

Boycott Everything! Boycotts are futile!

And, of course...

WOW, CHECK THESE HOT BABES!

Now I think we covered everything.

[Worst Username Ever]

7. And don't forget to use the BITCH word, and also

affirmative action is reverse racism! Oh, also "I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Some more:

Obama sold out! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! Laura Branigan sucks!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. The Perfect Flame, so far:

Evolution is not a theory! Christians are stupid! The red states are all idiots! Bush won fair and square! Dean would not have done any better! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Israel is wrong! Don't support the troops! Ban all guns! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Boycott Everything! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! The death penalty is barbaric! Affirmative action is reverse racism! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! Obama sold out! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible!

Anything I left out?

[JanMichael]

4. Anytime is great. Go fuck yourself.

See?

[TaleWgnDg]

5. Hey. Nahhh. Because at times . . . it's really pointless . . .

particularly where the other person doesn't know squat. I mean really ignorant about the subject matter. So. What's the point? None, frankly. Zed. Zero. Nada.

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