SpongeBob Heists to be Investigated by DHS

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

Unnamed Department of Homeland Security sources have indicated they are going to lead the investigation of SpongeBob Squarepants thefts across the country. Sources indicate this activity is actually part of a newly discovered terror splinter group popping up across the US. "Based on evidence uncovered from an Al Jezeera tape broadcast late last night, secret messages to the Aquatic Jihad were sent to domestic operatives, and we fully intend to return all Spogebobs to their rightful corporate owner. We will never bow to their demands, besides, we have no idea how to make a Crabby Patty"

DBDB

[Sanity Claws]

1. SpongeBob is Yellow

Does this mean we'll go on Yellow Alert?

[Maddy McCall]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

3. Not sure

but with the right-wingers in charge, you can bet Bikini Bottom will now be covered by a wrap of some sort

DBDB

[gizmo1979]

4. you'll never

catch me copper!