My face is all shiny and wet

[short bus president]

with puppy kisses from this handsome little dude right here, who is one Cromulent Stangle:



His big sister regrets that she missed out on the face kissing thing. She was tired.



Innit great to be loved?

[redqueen]

1. Yeah

I want a doggie. :(

[short bus president]

2. Why ya sounding so down, Red?

I'm happy to share. This face HAS TO cheer ya up:

[redqueen]

5. Awwwwwww

Yeah... thanks.

I think today I need actual snugglin, though.

[short bus president]

8. Sweetie,

I've seen your picture. You cannot expect me to believe you don't have the male half of Dallas beating down yer door...

[redqueen]

10. sigh

check yer PMs

[ET Awful]

7. Me too.

I want a big 'ole english bulldog like Tucker (remember Dookus' doggie?)

Or maybe this little guy:

[redqueen]

11. Awwwww!

Yeah I miss the Tucker pics...

[short bus president]

14. There was a Tucker pic yesterday, I think.

Posted by Maddy<drawingablank>... used to be jchild? Tucker's goddogmother, I think. ;-)

Lemme see if I can dig up the link...

[ET Awful]

15. Well, I happen to have a recent picture of Tucker :)

That D' e-mailed to me last week, so I don't think it's appeared on DU yet :)

[redqueen]

16. Thanks!

I reeeeally really want a doggie!

[ET Awful]

17. I'll be your doggie

If you promise to pet me and let me off the leash every once in a while :)

[redqueen]

18. Yeah petting is a given...

but right now I wanna play! And I keep pets off the leash by default. :)

[ET Awful]

19. Woof Woof! :)

slobber slobber.

[short bus president]

12. Ooh! Now THAT'S a squishy-faced boogerhead!

Stangle's 1/8th boxer, so he's got a little less of a nasal fold. Althea (the big sleepy-looking one) has a proper bulldog nose wrinkle. It's a bitch to keep clean.

[flamingyouth]

3. Awwwwwww!

I was kissed by a Shih-Tzu named Louie tonight. He's been feeling neglected because there's a new baby in the house, so he was grateful for the attention.

Cute doggies. :D

[short bus president]

6. Thank ya!

Aren't doggie kisses great things? I mean, as long as you don't think about what they do with those tongues?

[flamingyouth]

9. I try not to think too much about animal tongues

I love with three cats who also like to lick people. It's just best to not think of certain things. :D

[GOPisEvil]

4. Look at those faces!!!!

:-)

[short bus president]

20. Cromulent boogerheads, ain't they?

Not a touch of scavery in either of these pups. Well, maybe some scavery in Stangle. But he's just 14 weeks old. He'll grow out of it. Or turn into some sort of adorably dangerous humpmonster beastie from hell, just like his daddy. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

23. Heh!

A couple of friends want me to get a dog. A couple more want me to get a couple of cats.

I'm thinking about it...

[short bus president]

24. DOG! DOG!

Screw cats! Get a dog!

[GOPisEvil]

25. We'll see.

Still thinking about it.

[short bus president]

26. I'm just sayin', mano a mano,

No te gusta un gato. Un gato es en pet-o muy malo. Un perro... un perro es un pet-o muy cromulente.

[GOPisEvil]

27. Gracias por su advicia.

Estoy estudiante mucho.

[short bus president]

28. Eres un hombre cromulente,

Senor de TJ Burro!

[shesemsmom]

13. What a sweet baby......n/t

[short bus president]

21. Thanks!

I'm kind of a proud dad. ;-)

[shesemsmom]

22. I can tell

thats one lucky pup!!!!!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

29. Stangle is very cute! just like his daddy

:P

And Althea is a sweet big sister! Although she does seem to enjoy her sleep!

[short bus president]

30. Miss Althea knows what's important in life.

She gets her beauty sleep, and it shows.

And oh gawd PLEASE don't say anything about me being Stangle's daddy, or else WannaJumpMyScooter will be in here with one of those uber-creepy dog-person photoshops of his. Ew!

And, erm... <blush>

[JimmyJazz]

31. I meant daddy as in "male head of the household"

Jeez - I didn't think you were the sperm donor for the little guy!

































































But, you are cute. :P

[short bus president]

33. Oh, gawd! Don't make me hafta

<blushtwice>

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

35. Oh and give these to Stangle and Althea for me, please

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[short bus president]

36. Thank gawd!

I thought it was gonna be rubber toys of dubious origins!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

37. Now we both know that I failed that test! Everytime I go to that

little shopping center I told you about, I get very confused! I'm not sure which store I wanna be in. Although, I am beginning to suspect that you can get practically the same thing at the Petsmart that you can at Birds & Bees, only for a much cheaper price.

Not that I would know about that or anything, but that's my suspicion...

[short bus president]

38. Doggies and kitties can't have all the fun, sweet.

Birds and bees need to get their kicks, too. ;-)

[fluffernutter]

32. i bet you look hot like that...

cute dawgs :)

[short bus president]

34. Hey fluff!

Thanks! I love me some boogerhead doggies. :D