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Nikepallas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:06 PM
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Which Simpson character would be a kerry supporter andwhich would be a *y?
Just for fun
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:08 PM
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1. I don't think Homer would be a Bush supporter
He HATES Poppy Bush. With a passion.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:20 PM
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9. lol that was a great episode...
especially the part where they were duking it out in the sewer
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:32 PM
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16. "That's FORMER President Bush!"
"...and I'd do it again!"

Even funnier that came up during his background check to buy a gun.

I say Homer's a Libertarian
Lisa's the Obvious Dem
Marje: Peace & Freedom
Bart: Green Party

* supporters
The Flanders
Mr. Burns
Side Show Bob
Moe
Lovejoy
Fat Tony
Diamond Joe Quimby
Krusty
Superintendent Chalmers

Kerry supporters
Smithers
Lenny
Carl
Barney
Patty & Selma(you'll find out why soon!)
Abraham Simpson
Edna Krabappel
Skinner
Dr. Julius Hibbert

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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:46 PM
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20. Ol Abe Simpson...
has got to be an FDR democrat, no doubt
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:50 PM
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22. My favorite quote
Lisa: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting all those checks sent to you?"
Abe: "I figured because the Democrats were back in power"
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:24 PM
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25. Grampa Simpson's a card carrying communist.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:03 PM
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23. Bart Green Party WTF????????????????
Anyway, here's the immediate family

Homer: conservative democrat, could go either way
Marge: definitely Dem, sounds like someone for Kerry
Lisa: Green Party
Bart: Could be a libertarian
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:41 PM
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31. he's the anarchist radical type
He mooned the flag
He mocked the pledge
plotted pranks against Bush
Makes fun of Christians
Doesn't believe in a soul

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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:22 PM
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24. Hibbert's a member of the Springfield Republican party
He was in that great episode where Sideshow Bob commits massive voter fraud to take the mayor's office.

I wouldn't say Diamond Joe is necessarily a puke, either... he's probably more like a "Daley Democrat" :eyes:
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Viking12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:32 PM
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28. Patty & Selma(you'll find out why soon!)
Dude, they're sisters!! eeeewwwwww!!!!!!
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:42 PM
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32. not with each other!
But I digress or I'll spoil an upcoming episode
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Viking12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:56 PM
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33. Relief. I thought the Simpson's may be jumping the shark.
After last week's overtly political show, I am re-enthusiastic about the show. The politics has always been subtle and ironic, but WOW last week was great.
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Bleacher Creature Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:08 PM
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2. I'll skip the easiest Shrub supporter and go on to the next
easiest. Flanders!!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:47 PM
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21. "I haven't had this much fun since we stole the election!"
I hear Ned said that in an episode. Whish one?
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:11 PM
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3. Lisa 4 Kerry (environment) .....Comic Book Guy 4 Boo$h (small biz)
plus CBG digs old ladies that remind him of Bar.
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:11 PM
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4. Let's see
Lisa - Kerry
Moe - scrubbie
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baba Donating Member (452 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:12 PM
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5. Lisa for Kerry
Of course. Although, with a choice, she might go for an even more liberal candidate.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:21 PM
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12. I think she would have been for Nader at first
but her sensible nature would have led her to Kerry
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:13 PM
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6. Marge - Kerry
Marge is a serial complainer. As one never satisfied with the status quo and as a believer in the idea that things can be better, Marge is more left-leaning.
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:19 PM
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7. Montgomery Burns: *'s Base
Smithers would vote for * as well.
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baba Donating Member (452 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:20 PM
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10. Are you saying Smithers is a Log Cabin Republican?
:D
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:24 PM
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14. Exactly!
I'd forgotten about the gay innuendos surrounding Smithers, but that fits him to a tee. I was only considering his toady tendencies. Log Cabin Republican describes him perfectly, though: voting against his best interests.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:26 PM
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26. I could easily see Smithers as the self loathing Log Cabin Repub.
BTW if you've watched all the shows, Smithers is clearly gay. Remember the one with John Waters, where Smithers had cancelled out on his date with the John Waters character and was confronted when they ran into each other? Among many incidents...
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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:19 PM
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8. The repukes had already declared themselves...
when Bob Terwelleger ran for mayor:

Sideshow Bob
Dr Hibbert
Mr Burns
Mr Smithers (although he is a log cabin repuke)
Rainier Wolfcastle
Kent Brockman (?)
Birchibald T Barlow
Krusty the Klown

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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:21 PM
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13. Also, Count Fudgula.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:21 PM
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11. Moe would go for Bush
He's that dumb
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:24 PM
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15. Cletus the Slack jawed yokel would be a bushy
Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 10:29 PM by LostInAnomie
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ebdarcy Donating Member (654 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:39 PM
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17. Dr. Nick would be a * supporter
because being able to sue for malpractice is a bad thing.:)
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HomerRamone Donating Member (460 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:43 PM
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18. I agree with most of what's been said,..
but I think Comic Book Guy would go for Kerry and Homer wouldn't vote...
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SCRUBDASHRUB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:46 PM
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19. Lisa would be a Kerry supporter b/c she's smart, open-minded and
comes across as caring. I can see Bart as being a * supporter (he seems like a numbskull sometimes).
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Eric J in MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:30 PM
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27. Comic Book Guy and Apu have graduate degrees,
and people with advanced degrees tend to vote Democratic.
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RFKHumphreyObama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:36 PM
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29. My choices
* supporters
-Rainier Wolfcastle
-Ned Flanders (I haven't been this happy since we stole the 2000 election) and probably Rod and Todd Flanders when they grew up. Also Ned was great friends with Poppy Bush
-Reverend and Helen Lovejoy
-Mr Burns
-Milhouse's Mom
-Dr Hibbert
-Police Chief Wiggum (he's so bad at his job he'd probably identify with *)
-Kent Brockman (selfish, interested in money and willing to sell out his ideology to the highest bidder)
-Lurleen Lumkin



Kerry supporters
Lisa
Marge
Smithers
Apu and Manjula
Principal Skinner
Mrs Krabappel
Miss Hoover (something about the way she looks makes me think she's a liberal)


IND/unsure
Bart-would probably either lean toward libertarian or wouldn't vote
Homer -Would probably vote for Kerry to spite * but would probably lean toward Independent
Comic Book Guy-Probably wouldn't vote because he'd be too cynical with all the candidates
Lenny
Carl
Moe-I think he could be persuaded to vote for Kerry but he's much more likely to vote libertarian



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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:39 PM
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30. Don't forget the Rich Texan. I think they have even had him in some of
the Republican Party HQ meetings up in the Transylvania looking castle sitting behind a placard that says "Rich Texan". "In my day we never had the environment!"

I think he was featured heavily in the one where Lisa was doing her tree protest.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 12:07 AM
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34. What about Skinner?
We know how "our" Skinner votes but what about theirs? He's big on law and order, morally conservative but has had pre-marital relations. Also I think he would identify with Kerry because of Nam
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 12:16 AM
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35. Lisa would vote for Cobb
She would never allow herself to be caught in the two party system.

Marge-Kerry/Edwards
Bart- Itchy/Scratchy
Homer-Write In "Chesty McBoob"
Maggie-Kerry/Edwards
Moe-wouldn't vote
Comic Store guy-Bush
Apu-Kerry/Edwards
Ned Flanders-Bush
Maude Flanders-Kerry/Edwards-because she secretly fantasizes about John Edwards, but would tell Neddie she voted for Bush
Principal Skinner/Supt. Chalmers/Edna Krrabapple-Kerry/Edwards because of the awful reality of "No Child Left Behind"
Chief Clancy Wiggum-Bush
C. Monty Burns-C'mon...they modeled Cheney's character after Burnsie
Ralph Wiggum-he'd choo choo choose to eat the ballot and stuff the pencil in his nose.

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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 11:09 AM
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36. Nelson, Jimbo Jones, and Curly for * (the "bad kids")
Uter for Kerry.

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