Bob Boudelang Welcomes the New Cabinet

[MrBenchley]

"Pretty much every one is gone except Concertina Rice, who will take over Colon Powell’s roll as Secretary of State and will soon be going around from country to country explaining to them what George W. means when he says stuff like "We thought we were protected forever from trade policy or terrorist attacks because oceans protected us." She will also explain that he does not mean anything when he walks around with his pants open.

However, our great Attorney General John "The Eagle is Sore" Ashcroft who is not a dangerous nut has left us. During his rain he protected America from such dangerous criminals as Marsha Stewart, Cat Stevens and either Cheech or Chong. And no, he did not get a single conviction of any actual terrorists but he did do a good job of protecting their Second Amendment rights when dragonian Democraps wanted to see if terrorists bought guns.
To show what a jenius Our Great President is, he is replacing John Ashcroft with a Mexican, which will mean the next Attorney General will do more work for less pay, and doesn’t that help hardworking taxpayers like you? "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/04/118.html

Hope you all enjoy it...

[cornermouse]

1. I sure did.

I always look for Boudelang.

:bounce: :bounce: }( :bounce: :bounce:

[MrBenchley]

2. Thanks...

I still can't believe pResident Fuckwit was wandering around with his fly open...

[warrens]

3. My stomach hurts

That was great

[MrBenchley]

4. Glad you liked it...

Thanks.

[Gemini Cat]

5. As always MrBenchley...

it was great!
Every time I think you can't get any better, the next one is even better than that!

[MrBenchley]

6. Thank you

Unfortunately, it's because "Our Great President" gets more and more embarassingly awful...

[patdem]

7. My ABSOLUTE Favorite..Health Inhuman Cervix....I seldom laugh

out loud..you are one of few who can make me do that!!! That and Bob's good looks is why I stalk you, when I have time!!!

[MrBenchley]

8. Thanks...

I sometimes worry Bob's verbal flights of fancy are a sign of incipient aphasia or something...(VBG)

[patdem]

9. If not for aphasia Bob would not be human!!!

What of the fish store job?? Has Bob quit?? or what???

[MrBenchley]

10. He still shows up sometimes

and he's probably going to be crushed when he finds out he doesn't have a job in the new Cabinet...

[underpants]

11. Screw the NY Times my Sunday mornings are BOB TIME!!!

Very funny. I didn't know all of that about "Bernie" (BTW- I swear I thought W called him "Barney" and for a brief moment thought he had named his dog the Homeland chief...just to make the whole "banana republic" thing official) so thanks for that.

:scared:

I lost faith in the Sunday NY Times when a telemarketer told me (I used my funny telephone voice) that yes indeed there were "boobies" in the Sunday paper...he recommended I look in the "Lifestyles" section.

[MrBenchley]

12. Thank you--I am honored!

By the way, you might be interested to know that besides all that, Bernie also abandoned a mistress and his child in Korea....some family values, eh?

http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/nation/200412/kt2004120521494711990.htm