The Onion, another home run

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The Iraq Terror Alert System

Moves from Green (No major attack planned on your house in next hour, chance of being burned alive or decapitated only 40 percent) to yellow (significant chance of seeing your children blown up in front of you) and on through some other ranges to Pink (Nuclear-Frustrated Americans Ending This Thing Once and For All) to some other shade of red (Paradise).

And Smirk's new social security plan, allowing workers to put portion of earnings on favorite football team.

And reasons Trump Casino went bankrupt. Among them, bad idea to put only pictures of Trump on slot machine reels. And "Although an expert at inheriting money, The Donald lacks making-money skills."

Best issue in a long time.

www.theonion.com

[Darth_Kitten]

1. LOL

Though I like "The Apprentice" :)

[fluffernutter]

2. this is a good one-i love The Onion.