How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change....

[Gothic Sponge]

a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb,
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: " Light bulb Change Accomplished".
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark,
8. One to viciously smear #7,
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[mermaid]

1. I Like It!!

Fuckin' LOL!!!!

[whalerider55]

2. don't forget the

one to leak to the media that it was the CIA's fault that the President didn't have the intelligence to tell him the light bulb was blown...

and the turncoat democrat to appear at the republican convention to explain that he's really left the party because all the democrats are in the dark, and that W has made this a safer place to live in because of his strong and active policy about darkness

and finally, 50,000 BBV hackers who will tell us that a vote for light was really a vote for darkness after all.

whalerider55

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3. 11. one to tell us that the white house is illuminated by bush's aura

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4. 12. one to tell us that bush is illuminated by god himself

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5. 13. one to tell us that america likes a president who changes light bulbs

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6. 14. one to launch an investigation into democratic wrongdoing in bulbgate

[Gothic Sponge]

7. Nice!

[north houston dem]

8. and don't forget Laura standing behind him

with that glazed valium (xanax? prozac? no she would go mad and kill him) smile!

hee hee

[FuzzySlippers]

9. This is hilarious GS! Did you write this yourself?