What would Jesus have for breakfast?

[da_chimperor]

What would the son of God himself choose to start his day with?

[tk2kewl]

1. Iraqi children?

:shrug:

[da_chimperor]

2. Washed down with the blood of heathen innocents, fundie response

;)

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

21. Stop it. Please stop it.

Don't lump in the Lord with the far-right hypocrites, please. Oh, and I'd imagine he'd eat fish and bread, or fruit, perhaps.

[212demop]

3. Salome on white (Wonder, of course) with mayo (Hell- Man's, naturally)

[tx_dem41]

4. Definitely the caffeine and cigs, but the real question is....

regular, lights, or ultra-lights?

[212demop]

6. clove

[JVS]

23. No way! Cloves are lame

besides, if he wants funky smelling smoke he's still got some of that frankincense from the baby shower

[da_chimperor]

7. Black Death cigarettes, of course

[Anarcho-Socialist]

5. Pro-war, faux-christians n/t

[Tikki]

8. Corporate Jesus would order the....

Super-size breakfast sandwich from fast food.

The real Jesus would work with those he greeted in the morning helping to glean and gather their foods and then join them in their repast.

[catbert836]

9. The Organic one

Don't know why so many people in DU hate Jesus...

[212demop]

11. mine was just a josh

I don't hate Jesus- I don't know Jesus.

[da_chimperor]

14. Why do you say that?

I think that Jesus would need all the caffeine and smokes to deal with everything that is being done in his name.

[212demop]

15. God knows I do...

If not for the Wellbutrin I'd have lost my other lung by now.

[ikojo]

10. Jesus was a JEW and as such he would do what any self respecting

jew would do...have a bagel with a schmear of cream cheese and read the New York Times.

Sunday mornings he would have bagels and lox and read the Sunday Times.

[DeepGreen]

12. This is silly !!!

Of course, he would have toasted strawberry Pop Tarts!!
Geezzz,,,,,,,

:bounce:

[clydefrand]

13. Fish and bread. And if he didn't have enough to share, he

would make more.

[Dr.Phool]

16. Pork chops

And he'll bring you some too!

[da_chimperor]

17. So that's when he's bringing them. You should e-mail Geroge Carlin

he'd love to know.

[212demop]

19. Now that's going too far.

Think of his cholesterol. Who can afford Lipitor with these drug prices?

[JVS]

25. If he can handle a crucifixion a little cholesterol can't hurt him

[Seabiscuit]

18. The Smirking Chimp's head on a platter

[tk2kewl]

20. mmmmmmmm

monkey brains

[JVS]

22. Cold Pizza

[Telly Savalas]

24. Bacon: God's greatest gift to humanity.