The Gargling Gormet of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Absolutely not! . . . And I'm very firm. . . . You know that, right? . . . So how could you ever believe you could call me and ask me if I was sure the mixed sprinklies wouldn't do? . . . I want chocolate sprinklies on lemon ice cream. . . So if you ran out of the chocolate, well you just trot out after some more. . . . and don't ever try to get me to change my mind AGAIN!"

[acmavm]

1. Hello. Pretender in Chief's Office. The head Pretender speaking.

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[Kali]

2. Hello DC Drugstore? You deliver?

Send some percocets, tylenol 3's and 25 bottles of nyquil yeah the usual, thanks uh come to the back door.

[Spiffarino]

3. "Hi Condi?"

"So...what're you wearing?"

[BringEmOn]

4. "Condi, there's this little knob under my desk that needs polishin'"

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. Yes, I would like to order a brain

and I need it like yesterday.

[sleepyhead]

6. "Do you have Prince Albert in the can?"

[bobthedrummer]

7. Hello Osama, there's been a change in plans again...

[madbelgiancow]

8. Will have to get back to you. You're talking to the ear Karl's plug is in

[bobthedrummer]

9. Welcome to DU, madbelgiancow!

:hi:

[madbelgiancow]

10. Thank you bobthedrummer! as you can see in my sig

it's not my first tour of duty, but I have always found DU to be a welcoming place :-)

I even know that mind control is an issue you follow closely.

No use readin' mine though, you'd get confused :-) I am