If FreeRepublic had a Lounge, what posts would we find there?

[UrbScotty]

"Proposal for a Ronald Reagan Canonization Group"

[Spiffarino]

1. 3nl@rge y0ur P3n1s! Fr33 V1@gr@!!!

"Daddy was right to spank you for wetting the bed."
"My preacher is a dangerous liberal...says Jesus is about LOVE!"

:smoke:

[dkofos]

2. My sister is hot.

Do you think I should fuck her?

[Spiffarino]

5. "You better git off'n yer momma...

...a'fore yor Daddy gits jealous and shoots ya."

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. True story

A freeper dominated board I used to frequent had a kid posting who claimed to be married to his sister. He was 15, she was 13. He talked about lusting after her and how 'desirous' she was. Their dad was a preacher who supposedly had married them! And the kid was a right wing nutjob.

No one but liberals said one thing negative about this kid EVER. And liberals who did criticize him were jumped on by the freepers for bashing a kid.

I always suspected that this was a made up persona by one of the hateful freepers on that board.

But I had to laugh when I read your post here.

[Maddy McCall]

29. If I do it with my dog, can she get pregnant? What will the puppies...

look like?

[bratcatinok]

56. Yep, my sister the freeper believes

in incestious relationships and in children abusing each other. Why just the other day she begged me to marry my dog.

Oh, and ALL freepers are hateful, no good, evil son of a bitches. They deserve to die slow painful deaths because they aren't progressive enough.

Lots of hate going on in this thread.

[name not needed]

3. "i dun got me another gerbil stuck up in my ass"

"my sister left me for my brother!"

[Lautremont]

4. I think it does have some sort of lounge.

No doubt a comeradely and relaxing place. It's probably full of their incredibly lame attempts at humour and the exchanging of recipies for different sorts of tuna melts. Plus the usual extreme homophobia, xenophobia and general culture of fear and violence.

[jmowreader]

6. Possum recipes...lots and lots of possum recipes

Also...

* The best vintage of Wild Irish Rose wine: three weeks ago, or September?

* Gratuitous shotgun threads

* Cooing over pictures of Pit Bull puppies

* Best chaw for a newbie

* Demands for the Constitution to be amended to allow Dubya to serve as president for life without ever having to stand for election again

[motely36]

7. Is it wrong that Ann Coulter makes me consider lesbianism?

[bonemachine]

18. Yes.

Yes it is.

[dkofos]

23. No

She isn't really female.
Is she??:puke:

[JimmyJazz]

8. Poll: Who is dreamier: Mike Huckabee or David Duke?

Mike Huckabee



David Duke:



PS - I almost brought up a lung typing that :P

[azoth]

13. Is it just me or does David Duke

resemble Schwarzenegger in that weird cro-magnon sort of way?

[dkofos]

24. Yeah

Schwarzenegger before steroids

[Flammable Materials]

45. Holy crap!

Just before I read your response, I was thinking to myself, "Wow, would Arnie star in 'The David Duke Story', or vice versa?"

[MisterP]

52. behold the new Supermen!

some say AHNULD is the result of the eugenics programs (after all, daddy Gustav Schwarzenegger was a BROWNSHIRT)
Maybe that's why he's being prepped for the White House?

[UrbScotty]

36. Huckabee (nt)

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. I gots two 72 Novas in my yard, on blocks, axe me anything

[Maddy McCall]

30. Will your Nova block fit in my Maverick?

My sun bursted the moter in our Maverick last weekend at the mud ball.

;-)

[Goathead]

10. Poll: Which of these assault weapons has the most stopping power?

1. Kalashnikov AK-47
2. Heckler & Koch G 3 Sniper Rifle
3. MAC 10 Sub Machine Gun
4. M-16 A1 assault Rifle
5. Don't know, libruls took my weapons cache in a bust last week
6. Fuck that! Give me a Peacekeeper ICBM, I got some librul, commie, traitors to wipe off my block!

[JimmyJazz]

11. Some gallery photos for you:

http://www.tntgogod.com/photo_journal/photo_journal-Images/true%20red%20neck%20tony!.jpg

[Spiffarino]

12. One of their member pages

www.geocities.com/asheville4kerry

[Goathead]

14. I need help! With the engine block hanging in the tree of my front yard!

I was workin' on her and she slipped and crushed my foot. Now I can't report to the rendering plant fo' work no more. Should I be a hippie-crite and collect welfare or should I try to sue the Chevorlet for allowing the engine block to fall on my foot? I don't want to sound like no stinkin' librul but I needs the money. Can you good folks at Free Republic help me. The payment fo my double-wide is due up soon. I done had to shoot me a mallard duck down at the local duck pond so'as my family could have Thanks-givin' dinner. Lord be praised! etc.

[Crunchy Frog]

15. Kitten torture threads. n/t

[DS1]

17. Poll - Best Cold Weather Gun Oil

[Sporadicus]

19. Pit Bull Appreciation Threads n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. I just fingered my cousin. Ask me anything.

[Maddy McCall]

33. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I think this is the closest thing to a freeper lounge post yet. LOL!!

[Left Is Write]

21. I don't know, but I just had a scare.

I was doing a Google image search for a certain hot man, and one of the results brought me to THE FREE REPUBLIC! AUUUUGGGGHH!

[lpbk2713]

22. Post a photo of your mullet here.

Moran boy would be delighted to be the author of that thread.

[Liberal Veteran]

25. What kinda wood should I use for a cross-burning?

And my next door neighbors look a little dark....should I report them as terrorists?

[Gemini Cat]

26. Take my Pull! How much of an Christien are yoo?

1. go too church everyday on sunday
2. tell my freinds all about my goin to church everyday on sunday
3. George Bush is a honourable chrestion man who eats pretzals, but not in church.
4. George bush makes me hard, but dont tell lora
5. george bush is dreammy, but dont tell lora i said that either
6. walmart is king and george bush is king to
7. spelling is for democrats and elitists and liebruls
8. God bless Murka and Murka blesses God in church on sunday

[the Princess]

27. If My Wife and I Get a Divorce, Are We Still Cousins?

:shrug:

[Darth_Kitten]

28. Is Rush Limbaugh too liberal?

there's always a rebel.......... :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

31. I want to get Jessco's autagraf, becuz he is the coolest Elvis

imparsonater in the world.

[CO Liberal]

32. I Love Ann Coulter - Ask Me Anything!

:-)

[Az_lefty]

34. Which octane is best for light'n a cross?

[ragin_acadian]

35. I got to hug Ann Coulter last night, but that pen in her pocket kept

digging into my hip.

[Deja Q]

37. No sex threads...

Why?

A) They don't know how
B) It's immoral
C) They don't know how
D) They don't know why
E) Such talk would dissuade others from doing it, what with it being immoral and yucky and all - and they need more numbers :eyes:

[SoCalDem]

38. Anyone know how to get buckshot outta a velvet elvis painting?

:)

[SoCalDem]

40. Paint-thinner as an aphrodisiac...She'll swoon :)

:)

[flvegan]

39. Cheney is a sex machine!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

41. They DO...it's called "Smoky Backroom"...here's a sample

Apparently they discuss issues such as penis size.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/browse

Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not
Posted by Dan from Michigan
On 12/01/2004 8:30:42 PM PST · 59 replies · 649+ views

reuters ^ | 12-1-04
Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not Wed Dec 1,11:58 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis. "People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day. Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought...

[Patsy Stone]

43. You saved me a post! :) n/t

[Catchawave]

46. OMIGOSH....further down in the Smokey Lounge was.....

Edit this home page DU has setup for monitoring election coverage
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1289595/posts

Maybe our admin should look into this? Freepers Creepers!

[nickgutierrez]

42. My mother is my sister. Ask me anything.

:D

[Endangered Specie]

44. Sing Along: Die Fahne Hoch!...

[underpants]

47. Replace one word in a movie title with "Sensenbrenner"

:bounce:

[Longgrain]

48. Poll: "Anybody else got more fingers than teeth?"

"I only got's ten teeth meself."

[WMliberal]

49. poll: skoal or wolf?

Dip or chewing tobaccy?

[darkstar]

50. Best alchohol fer gun cleanin?

Southern Comfort, Mad Dog, or a high priced sipping sterno?

[MisterP]

51. somebody just shot some poor defenseless puppies outside!

awesome!

[Catchawave]

53. Best place to buy a Dale Earnhardt shirt? n/t

[Longgrain]

54. I'm 29 years old,

and I just became a grandmother. Ask me anything.

[CO Liberal]

57. I'm 29 Years Old...

...and just graduated from Junior High. Ask me Anything.

:-)

[charlyvi]

55. Whu'ts the rite gage ammo fer shootin'

rats at the dump? And what type wine goes with 'em, red er white?

[Longgrain]

58. Help me!

My husband wants to leave me and marry our cousin!