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Medium Baby Jesus Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 02:21 PM
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THE ODDS OF ME FINDING LOVE ARE 100 TRILLION TO 1!!!!!!!
I swear. I cooked it up in excel after another pathetic blind date last night.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 02:23 PM
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1. Better than ZERO odds.
when you are not looking, it will come....patience
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MrUnderhill Donating Member (650 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 02:24 PM
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2. You're not supposed to post under more than one name
Edited on Sat Dec-04-04 02:25 PM by MrUnderhill
We know it's you TruthIsAll ;-)

And once again... you have failed to calculate ALL of the possible factors that could impact the odds. For instance.... you might win a BIG lottery.
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 02:24 PM
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3. Searching multiple universes I take it? n/t
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Medium Baby Jesus Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 02:26 PM
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4. No, but thanks for the tip!
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 02:31 PM
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5. Watch out you don't end up dating yourself.... remember radical physicists
believe that you are but one of many....

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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 02:32 PM
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6. you couldn't hook-up with a hitch
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Medium Baby Jesus Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 02:34 PM
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7. Ouch
That stung. I think someone needs a hug.

:spank:
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 03:06 PM
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9. sorry, just kidding
:hug:
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 02:39 PM
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8. just remember buddy boy!
The odds could change at any minute!:headbang:
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 03:08 PM
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10. Never tell me the odds!
Why, I bet if you hit the lotto, you'd have nothing but love from dozens of women...
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Medium Baby Jesus Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 03:14 PM
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11. I don't really have trouble meeting women
I moved to central Florida this year and I'm finding it hard to meet women that are not either drunks or racists and often both! I'll keep plugging err.. trying I mean.
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