All I really need to know I learned from watching the Three Stooges

[mac56]

http://www.lautens.com/arch71.html

snips:

To the casual observer they might appear to be bumbling idiots bringing chaos into an otherwise orderly world, but that would be a mistake. Their philosophy has a Zen-like quality we can all benefit from. Here's a sample:

You don't need a lot of brains to succeed - a hard head can open many doors that being smart can't.

The world is full of knuckleheads. You're better off not realizing you may be one of them.

Enthusiasm sometimes counts for more than skill.

Remember: you don't have to be smart to lead other people, just marginally smarter.

Never doubt your own abilities, even when all the evidence is to the contrary.

In the wrong hands even the simplest task can go horribly wrong (especially plumbing, pest extermination, dog washing and baby sitting).

Even rich society women enjoy a good pie fight.

And always remember: physical pain goes away, but laughter is forever.

[Sabriel]

1. Here's mine:

Even if you lose one of your two best friends, that person can easily be replaced by someone with similar hair.

[JohnnyRingo]

2. The "Verticle Salute" manuver is the best defense against

The "Eye Gouge" attack.
I've never had to use it.....But I'll never forget it.

Thanx Curly Joe.