She was So Blonde…

[RC]

She was So Blonde…

Thought you might enjoy this. Poor blondes! They don't get no respect!

SHE WAS SO BLONDE…
… she thought a quarterback was a refund
… she thought General Motors was in the army
… she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
… at the bottom where it said "sign here" she wrote Libra

SHE WAS SOO BLONDE…
… she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
… she sent a fax with a stamp on it
… she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
… under "education" she put "Hooked on Phonics"

SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE…
… she tripped over a cordless phone
… she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate"
… she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk"
… she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE…
… she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
… she studied for a blood test
… she sold her car for gas money
… when the sign said "AIRPORT LEFT" she turned around and went home

SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE…
… when she heard that 90% of crimes occurred near home, she moved
… she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
… she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
… she thought she could not use her AM radio in the evening

MaryLou Millenbach

http://www.cartalk.com/content/read-on/2003/08.23-1.html

[Free2BMe]

1. Well "she" went into an Appliance store to buy a TV...found exactly..

what she wanted...Told clerk to "wrap it up-I want it"...He said NO! She said "Why?" the response..."because you are a blonde." Next day same girl, red wig approached the clerk...ordered the TV delivered to her house..Clerk again "NO!!!" She asked.."Why" He said "because you are a blonde"...Okay, now it's day 3..she's mad..gets a black wig..short style...approaches the store clerk and demands that the TV be put in the trunk of her car..cash on the line...The clerk ONE MORE TIME SAYS "NO".. now she is really, really mad and says why are you refusing my offers to buy this TV...Clerk says, "because it's a microwave." Love the Blondes..they are ripe for picking on.

[name not needed]

2. Dumbest thing I've ever heard

"I'm not a blonde. I'm a brown."

[havocmom]

3. What's brown, black , and blue, face down in the gutter?

A brunette who has told one too many blonde jokes.