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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:43 PM
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Speaking of Donner Stars- Would you eat people if you were
starving and that was all ya had?

Would there have to be any kind of prerequisites (i.e. no Republicans? or only Republicans?)
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:43 PM
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1. I think I'd Pass.....
Ouch, horrible pun that I could not resist.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:44 PM
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2. Remember kids, a road flare can make a good braising tool in a pinch
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:45 PM
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3. oh LORDY
that's baaaaaad
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:47 PM
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5. You can take someone out with a tire-iron pretty easy, too,
if you sneak up on 'em right.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:49 PM
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8. Hungry is an awful powerful urge, no one knows until the time comes.
And if you ever ever live through an ordeal of cannibalism, I don't think you'll ever talk about it! BTW, the liver is suppose to be very tasty.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:50 PM
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9. That's why they're so hard to find a donner for?
:-)
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-05-04 08:00 AM
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17. Funny!
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:47 PM
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4. I ate someone to get a star.
*burp*
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:49 PM
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6. pfft pfft pfft
Where's my fava?
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 08:49 PM
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7. Republicans taste like shit.
Edited on Sat Dec-04-04 08:49 PM by Bleachers7
They are gamey. Don't ask how I know that.
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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 09:21 PM
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10. What about Kosher?
I'm not Jewish -- but does it depend on how ya kill 'em?
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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 09:41 PM
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11. Dems would be much too high carb high fat
Reps are mean but lean

:puke:
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Bat Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 09:45 PM
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12. Only if it's an "A" level star.
The "B" level stars are too chewy.
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burn the bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-05-04 01:35 AM
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13. i think most everyone would.
food is not a want but a need. I think few would be able to die of starvation themselves rather than to eat something terrible. It would be stupid not to do it to. They are dead. It would be wrong if you killed them to eat them but if they are already dead, it would be stupid for one to allow ones self to die rather than to do it. I mean, it is gone, it is going to rot right there and be eaten by maggots anyway. I'm not saying that i would be first to jump on the bandwagon but I think if it came down to it, that most people would not be able to NOT do it to survive.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-05-04 01:37 AM
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14. How would you work it out if you were in a group of people
and no one had died after, say, a week?
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burn the bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-05-04 02:15 AM
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15. well, i don't think i could be made to kill someone to eat them
Couldn't you imagine sitting around looking at each other. Looking for signs of weakness. "Hey Sam looks a little weak, you think he might go tonight?" "I don't know, but I really don't like dark meat so much. I wish Mary Ellen would quit hangin on. She's young and probably really tender"
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-05-04 02:20 AM
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16. LOL that's so not funny, but I'm laughing.
Reminds me of the old Looney Tunes where one guy would look at another guy and a little thought balloon would pop up with a steaming turkey or ham in it...
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