I haven't watched college football in 20 years. However ...

[DemoTex]

I am watching Auburn-Tennessee now. Why? I do not know. Ham bands are dead. No movies. And I did go to Auburn before the 'Nam (finished at Georgia Tech post-Nam). And I am considering going back to college (Clemson - Landscape Architecture). I'll be the BMOC, eh? Grey hair and bead, cool car ( a 5-y/o Subaru Outback), party-harty on Saturday night (read Faulkner), and prayer (pray God Bu$h gets impeached). College, here I come. Look out ladies!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Hide da' wimmenfolks!

Damn. Just think of all the little repuke twerp badasses that you can slap around, too! They open their mouths with their happy horse shit, you reduce them to tears and incontinence.

Can I carry yer' books, Mister? ;-)

[Catch22Dem]

3. Oooooo, good call

I didn't even think of that! Can you imagine DemoTex passing by the College Repuke's booth on campus? Those little bastards would need a nanny to clean the shit out of their drawers afte DT had a little chat w/ them!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. Really...

They start talking about the glory of war. DT stands there, lets them run out of piss and vinegar. Then, he starts: "Well, son, you see, I have 250+ combat air missions under my belt. The Nam. Hairy stuff. Some of it I can't even talk about, still. Lemme tell you about war..."

Loads drop into Calvin Kleins noisely.

[DemoTex]

5. I know, I know.

I woud not have tuned in, but that I need a common topic for my evening talks with my 84 year-old dad. He has the distinction or earning the first PhD granted by Auburn University (in entomology) in 1955. First PhD you ask! Yep, prior to dad's PhD, Auburn was know as the Alabama Polytechnic Institute. He just happened to be the cusp degree. Not to worry. He got famous later for his Russian-English translations. And other work with ornamental plants. He was a happy camper.

[DemoTex]

6. Zactly!!

Got it pegged. However, how - as a married man - will I handle the wild coeds? It will be a problem. Right?

[Catch22Dem]

2. It's been a good game

Much better than the OU blowout. Best of luck to ya. Those college girls better watch out. I would tell you to tell them you're a "hunka hunka burnin' love" but they wouldn't get it...too damn young, eh?