Why in the hell.....

[thedailyshow]

am I craving spinach-artichoke dip at 3:30 am? I'm thinking of the good, cheesy spinach-artichoke dip kind right now. It's not like the hamburger I ate earlier had any effect on my hunger.

[jpgray]

1. The shitty sports bar I work at makes a great spin-art appetizer

Small consolation for being pawed by inebriated housewives in the dark watches of the night.

:scared:

[thedailyshow]

2. man, that sucks

I really want a cold beer in front of me now and a bowl of good spinach artichoke dip with good chips.

[Mojambo]

3. Damn dude.

Now I want that.

[thedailyshow]

4. don't we all?

*loosens belt* ahh, beer.

[demnan]

5. My brother made cinnamon buns for me

to have for breakfest this morning. My brother should be a professional baker, these are not the stale oversweet buns you get at the grocery, they're feather light and fresh with just a slip of icing. I'm looking forward to a cup coffee and one of those heavenly buns.

[thedailyshow]

6. stop making me hungry!

LOL

[Chalco]

7. There's only one answer

you're pregnant

[thedailyshow]

8. that's physically impossible

(looks down at large male protuberance)

[Chalco]

9. don't you believe

in miracles

[youthere]

10. "Large" -that's what they all say...

:eyes:

[Dora]

13. and "protuberance" is what they say

when they're looking at their burgeoning bellies but they want us to think they're looking at something else that might do some protubering.

[progmom]

11. you suck

Now I want some too.

[J-Lo Biafra]

12. Mmmmmm. Yummy!

I loooooove spinach & artichoke dip!