Best excuses for why you were speeding...

[CalebHayes]

[JohnKleeb]

1. I was getting a blowjob

duh!

[CalebHayes]

3. lol, great

[CanuckAmok]

6. I had this friend who had a really odd mannerism for saying offensive...

...things. I think it was some sort of mild form of Tourette's, and he did it automatically whenever he was nervous. It caused all kinds of problems.

Like:

Once he got pulled over for speeding the cop sayd "do you know how fast you were going?", so my friend just blurts out to the cop, "I was in a hurry because I wanted to fuck your mom".

Seriously. SNd he did this kind of thing all the time.

[CanuckAmok]

2. "coming down"

n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. The cop behind me was tailgating me

so I thought he wanted me to go faster.

[Jack_DeLeon]

5. I wasnt speeding...

:shrug:

[WCGreen]

7. My gas pedal stuck in the down position.....

[parkia00]

8. Evil!

I'm trying to escape from my rear bumper! It's Evil! EVIL!

[Seabiscuit]

9. "I farted, officer, and I was trying to outrun the smell."

[corporatemedia]

10. The faster I go, the less chance of getting hit by a drunk driver.

[nickgutierrez]

11. The asshole behind me kept flashing his lights.

Oh, that was you? Oops...

[NJCher]

12. did you guys know about this?

The author used to have his other book, Beat the Cops, online for free. Don't know when he took it off but I always keep an up-to-date copy around because it covers the latest technology used to trap speeders.

Here's the link if you want to read about it:

http://www.beataspeedingticket.com/