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Sun Dec-05-04 04:44 PM
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Post The Punch Lines From Your Favorite Jokes... |
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Sun Dec-05-04 04:46 PM
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1. So the one-legged jockey says, dont worry aboutme baby, I ride sidesaddle! |
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Sun Dec-05-04 04:53 PM
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2. "Knick-knack? Patty Whack, give the Dog a loan!" |
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Sadly, I can't remember the build-up!
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:10 PM
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9. I know one sort of like that! |
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The owner says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.
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Sun Dec-05-04 04:55 PM
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3. "Her son's dick tastes funny" |
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The follow up:
"How does a freeper(or any one, group, or place you hate) mom know her daughter has PMS?
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Sun Dec-05-04 04:55 PM
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4. ...and at these prices, you won't get any more kangaroos in here, either! |
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Sun Dec-05-04 04:55 PM
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5. "Yeah, I know it tastes like s**t. Dick Cheney didn't want to go either. |
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Sun Dec-05-04 04:56 PM
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6. "You idiot! The potato goes down the FRONT of your pants!" |
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Sun Dec-05-04 04:58 PM
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(don't ask for the lead-in, it'll lock the thread... O8) )
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:05 PM
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8. No, I'm a FRAYED KNOT!!!!! |
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This piece of string walks into a bar...
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:14 PM
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10. Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were |
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"Hey Y'all, watch this.....
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:14 PM
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:14 PM
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12. "Five bucks, same as in town." |
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:17 PM
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13. And the cannibal replied |
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Edited on Sun Dec-05-04 05:18 PM by Longgrain
"That was no lady that was my lunch".
Awful, I know...
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:21 PM
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14. You're supposed to take the kleenex out of the box! n/t |
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:27 PM
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15. "Mom...sometimes you really piss me off" |
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And second is: "Look Peter, I can see your house from here".
Both religious jokes.
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:32 PM
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16. "Well, sir, she has worms too and I like to fish." |
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Sun Dec-05-04 11:30 PM
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17. And the first girl said, "yes, but this one is eating my popcorn" |
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Do you think you're strong enough to hold down a sheep dog for five minutes?
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Sun Dec-05-04 11:46 PM
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18. "If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn't NEED The Powder!!!" |
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Sun Dec-05-04 11:46 PM
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...so the concertmaster shook the conductor warmly by the hand and said: 'You are right, sir. There IS nothing more Wagnerian than a diminished minor seventh!'
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Sun Dec-05-04 11:46 PM
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20. "How Do You Think I Rang The Doorbell?" |
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Sun Dec-05-04 11:48 PM
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21. "I Don't Think There's Room in my Ass for Another Roll!" |
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Sun Dec-05-04 11:48 PM
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22. Stick it out the winder |
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Mon Dec-06-04 12:01 AM
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23. "So could I...mine's as big as a house!" |
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