This ISN'T a sex thread!!!!

[polmaven]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced “gonna re-elect him”).

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:

Personality disorder traits;
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
chronic mangling of the English language;
extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia;
inability to accept responsibility for actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
ignorance of geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

[azoth]

1. Don't forget about those spastic jaw movements.

That's always a tell-tale sign.

[realisticphish]

2. lol nt

[Arkana]

3. Why don't they just call it Dubya Disease

or the "Freeping Crud?"

[DeepGreen]

4. do you start looking like a monkey too ???

:)

[foo_bar]

5. cue "This Is Not a Love Song"