salinen
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:50 PM
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You'd be shocked if you saw me. |
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No kidding, I'm 24, 6'4" of solid rock hard muscles. I have long blond curly hair, a chiseled face, hung like a generous burrito, filthy rich, and have a great personality and I'm laugh out loud funny.
So I'm forced to wear this costume, otherwise, everyone wants me. Look for the guy who's 47, 5'8" small frame, long brown hair with lots of grey, average penis size, middle class, keeps to himself, and occasionally gets a laugh.
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:51 PM
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1. So more like a taquito than a burrito eh? :) |
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:54 PM
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2. In reality I'm similar to you're built like a brick shit house persona |
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But I too have found that life is much easier if I keep a somewhat normal appearance. So my disguise is 5'10", 250 lbs, 32 years old and my cover is truck driver.
People just don't know how hard it is being beautiful.
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Sun Dec-05-04 05:59 PM
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3. long brown hair with grey?!!!??? |
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I find that much more attractive (and the rest of the second description) than curly blond hair and the rest.
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Sun Dec-05-04 06:00 PM
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I'd take you over Fabio anyday!
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Sun Dec-05-04 10:46 PM
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6. I've seen burritos before and never noticed how they were hung... |
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...in fact, I don't believe I've noticed genitalia of any kind.
Where the hell are you getting your burritos???
;)
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Sun Dec-05-04 10:47 PM
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7. Your disguise sounds much more attractive to me. |
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