I'm calling out JimmyJazz. And Miss Kitty. And GOPisEvil. And

[short bus president]

the Mexican Burro. Where y'all scaverers and people (y animales) of cromulence at?

Am I missing some sort of consortium? Has anyone succumbed?

:D

[JohnKleeb]

1. animale? who are you the undertaker from the godfather?

[tuvor]

2. I've seen JimmyJazz around today. n/t

[JimmyJazz]

4. Shhh - you weren't supposed to tell him that - I was hiding!

:hi: Oh well, since you told, I might as well post here.

[JimmyJazz]

3. I hate to say this darling, but your stuck with just me tonight!

I know one on one isn't nearly as exciting for you as a foursome and a donkey, but the others are occupied elsewhere. Perhaps we could find some new recruits, even temporary one? :shrug:

[short bus president]

6. Sweetie, I know what you're thinking.

Kleeb's still too young. :P

We couldn't dare start a popularity contest now in the midst of a calling out thread, though, to recruit substitute players, could we? Didja have anyone in mind you could hint to me as to who it might be? ;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I am alerting you for calling out fellow DUers.

and not mentioning me. :P

[JimmyJazz]

7. Hi sweetie! Where have you been today? Not at that horrid

bingo thingy you posted yesterday, I hope. Anyway, I'm glad you're here - I can't be left alone with Short Bus, you know!

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. I was dying, watching the Packers play today...

:cry: Good to see you too! :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

14. I'm sorry. I take it things didn't go so well. I don't follow football

so much. I should have remembered you love the Packers, though. It's good to see you. The good news is that Janesez isn't here on the weekends so you don't have to worry about getting run over by her again!

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Tis safe for me then.

You can read about my bingo experience here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2148686&mesg_id=2148686

It's always a blast. :eyes: But, the good thing is I don't have to do it again until New Year's Day!! :bounce: Isn't that great? /sarcasm off I'm almost looking forward to having surgery scheduled before then. ;) :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

17. That's hilarious!

You have more patience than I could ever muster. I hope your team does better next week, btw!

[short bus president]

8. PIZZA PADDLE!

Now, if you haven't run away, I can offer you a hug :hug: for the horrible thing the Iggles did, and invite you personally to come and play. Do you by any chance wear leather? Miss Kitty usually wears leather. But I dunno how leather goes with a Packers thong. ;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Not well today, my friend.

Not at all today. :cry: :hug: accepted and returned.

[short bus president]

19. They'll bounce back, Miz G.

This "Donovan McNabb" dude? Flash in the pan. Never amount to nuthin'. Next week'll be better.

Please don't cry in front of the thong!

;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. We'll slam 'em in the playoffs. I know we will. But today, that was

just putrid. The thong is safe. ;)

[short bus president]

23. BTW - the fam pics...

Miz G.! Goodness! OK, don't tell anyone, but if I ever get bonked on the head and get the amnesia and wake up from my coma and I'm gay, hide yer husband, girlfriend. ;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. I'll remember that!

:) He's pretty cute, I think.

[JimmyJazz]

22. Now you damn well Janesez is from Philadelphia and probably

like the Iggles. If she sees this tomorrow, I'll bet she's gonna want to kick your ass.

[short bus president]

24. Shhhhhhhhhh!

It's an intricately-laid plan. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

29. heh you said.....

"plan"


You thought I was gonna say "laid" didn't you?

[short bus president]

30. Nah.

I thought you were gonna succumb. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

31. I haven't used that word tonight have I? I have been quite remiss,

Short Bus, and for that I offer my humble apology. Will you ever forgive me? Of course you know I cannot resist your charm and your scavering ways. I have already succumbed to you - when can we meet? Soon please, darling? -- How was that? :P

[short bus president]

32. Cromulent enough to get you a

GIGGITY!

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

33. Okay now I really have succumbed -

:loveya:

[short bus president]

35. Ooh... floaty hearts...

That's gonna get you some of this:

[JimmyJazz]

36. Yes, Colonel, but will it get me some Stangle?

[short bus president]

37. Yeah, I think I might have

somewhat of a stangle for ya.

:loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Yes, but I bet she has no Philly thong.

;)

[short bus president]

34. Note to self...

find this out tomorrow. In a stealthy and secretive manner, if at all possible...

See, we already know janesez has some fantastic ass-kleebage. ;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. I can't wait to see what stealthy manner you think up...

Perhaps a poll...? ;)

[short bus president]

46. Not a bad idea...

How much do you support YOUR NFL team?

1) I own a team thong

2) I own and regularly wear a team thong

3) I lost my team thong at a recent victory celebration

;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

48. With an addendum to please share the name of the team that graces

your thong.;) I have never had 3 happen to me for what its worth. Well, not in a "group" victory celebration. :)

[DS1]

9. I feel left out

and that makes me giddy with glee! :bounce:

[short bus president]

11. Have you ever been to Tijuana?

More importantly could you swing by there to pick up the donkey on your way, assuming you somehow wrangled an invite?

[DS1]

12. Just as soon as I teflon my bag of quarters

just so I get more of them back after the 'trick' :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

21. Oh, stop!

You know I get all het up when you start talkin' about turning tricks!

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

25. Hey - I saw him first ! Get your own man.

Jeez. He caught my attention ages ago when he was doing on line boinking! Go find somebody else, willya?

[short bus president]

26. Excuse me!

I believe DS1 can tell you exactly who wears the diapers in this relationship!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

15. Bullshit - you know you love me as much as I love you!

:loveya:

[DS1]

18. I couldn't have said it better myself

:7

[Arkana]

38. They're all hiding from me

:P

[JimmyJazz]

39. No - you are hiding from me! That's why you wear body armor

and carry a taser, remember?

[Arkana]

40. And just when I had forgotten that mortifyingly embarrassing post

Thanks for opening old wounds!

Just kidding. :P

[JimmyJazz]

Why was it embarassing? I thought it was funny as hell - and in the

lounge stalking thread as well!

[Arkana]

43. Well, maybe it's not embarrassing...after all, it netted me my own

inside joke!

Glad you thought it was funny and not creepy. :P

[JimmyJazz]

45. It was funny - and now you aren't a newbie since you have an

inside joke with someone!

[Arkana]

47. It makes me feel all fuzzy inside!

Or perhaps that's the live squirrel I just ate.

[JimmyJazz]

49. LOL - I remember that, too!

I personally think it was the squirrel!

[short bus president]

41. OK, now explain to me again

why it is that I wear the lycra bodysuit and carry the Very Heavy Leaden Scepter...

[JimmyJazz]

42. Because it plays into my fantasies - why else?