Who would win in a fight

[Mr. Blonde]

between Mike Ditka and God?

[Renew Deal]

1. In Chicago

Ditka is God.

[Mr. Blonde]

2. Exactly trick question

I think only Bill Brasky might be able to take Ditka.

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. To Bill Brasky

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."

"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

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[Spiffarino]

3. Di'ka, 7 rounds. God, 5 rounds. EOD.

Sausages. Brats. Di'ka. Di'ka.

[4morewars]

4. Ditka's a pussy !!!

With a limp dick !!!

[Spiffarino]

8. Pussy? With a dick?

Oh god...I'm so confused!!

:crazy:

[4morewars]

10. A LIMP dick

Maybe I should have said, "sissy" ?

[Dr.Phool]

5. Ditka's gonna be in Cleveland next year

[rhino47]

6. who would win this fight?

rosie the quicker picker upper or mr whipple ??

[alittlelark]

7. ME.... don't give a sh*t about ' talkin'heads'

there are better things to discuss.