Freeper woman! Stay away from me!

[Gothic Sponge]

[SarahB]

1. She ought to settle for a Timex.

Sex for stuff? I guess she's proud to be a prostitute. :eyes:

[WoodrowFan]

2. I'd like to formally inform this woman

I'd like to formally inform this woman that I have NEVER had a rolex, I NEVER will have a Rolex, and, just to be safe, will refuse to own any watch with a "R" in its name! Ok lady, got it? NO ROLEX.

I mean, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

To quote from the movie Mystery Men


"No enough alcohol in the world."

[datasuspect]

15. mystery men quote:

DISCO IS LIFE!!!

[sam sarrha]

3. That IS my Xwife......... the sex isnt worth it !!!

[MatrixEscape]

4. Should somebody inform her

that she is not WORTH a Rolex? I hate to bring people down :(

I would say a dinner at Taco Bell and a bottle of cheap wine should pay the tab in full, in this case.

[Phillycat]

5. And the difference between that and prostitution is...there is none.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. Prostitutes have more respect for the product they sell. (nt)

[gollygee]

6. Is it ok if I get catty for a minute?

Too skinny
Bad bleach job
Bad haircut
Very bad taste in clothes
Too old for the teenage fashions

MEOW!

thanks :D

[NewJeffCT]

18. definitely too old for for the clothes

Ouch...

[eauclaireliberal]

7. RE: "Freeper woman! Stay away from me!"

Maybe a SpongeBob Squarepants watch. They're selling 'em at BK.



...and a VERY THICK condom should do the trick for a night with that.

[Ganja Ninja]

8. Don't forget the paper bag. n/t

[eauclaireliberal]

9. Oh yeah....

I forgot about that. Thanks.

To be on the safe side, I'll skip the foreplay and wear a blindfold.

[fluffernutter]

20. lol, cute watch.

[graywarrior]

10. What in hell is around her neck?

[Aristus]

12. My God! That's (M)Ann Coulter's older brother! n/t

[cabbage08]

13. yuk

[BiggJawn]

14. Does her left boob sag lower than the right?

Looks like it in that picture.

She's actually Asexual. Stating that you need Rolexs or better to open saves her a lot of trouble telling truck drivers "NO"....

[DS1]

16. Is she pointing to her large intestine? She must know some very long

dudes :evilgrin:

[LoZoccolo]

17. Looks like she's been waiting a loooooooong time.

Time's runnin' out, hon!

[warrens]

19. Giving bimbos everywhere a bad name

Probably thinks Material Girl is the world's greatest song.

Just wretched, on SO many levels.

[Bouncy Ball]

21. Seriously, gothy

where do you find pics like this? Google images? Random searches?

[Gothic Sponge]

22. From here

http://www.davesdaily.com/

[Wapsie B]

23. There'd be too much inner hatred

on her part to make even one night worth the trouble. Sweet cheeks if I had a rolex you'd be the last female I'd get naked with.