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Mon Dec-06-04 12:22 PM
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Training Courses Now Available for Men |
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=> 1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop => 2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge => 3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral => 4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead => 5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? - You CAN Tell the Difference! => 6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away => 7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back => 8. Going to the Supermarket - It's Not Just for Women Anymore! => 9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In => 10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In => 11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink => 12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels! => 13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper! => 14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill => 15. Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts => 16. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves => 17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel! => 18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means => 19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's => 20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category => 21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote => 22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh => 23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet => 24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed => 25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It! => 26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty => 27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them => 28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime => 29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
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Mon Dec-06-04 12:23 PM
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Mon Dec-06-04 12:25 PM
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2. My husband needs #11 (and several others) badly! |
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I find what appears to be the remains of a chihuahua explosion in the sink after he shaves. Nothing like picking facial hairs out of your toothbrush!
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Mon Dec-06-04 12:25 PM
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3. I think that I must be a "metrosexual" |
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none of those applied to me :shrug:
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Mon Dec-06-04 12:57 PM
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4. The silence is telling. |
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Mon Dec-06-04 01:30 PM
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6. What? You wanted a flame war here, like on your other thread? |
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:evilgrin: I rather liked both threads myself. :hi:
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Mon Dec-06-04 04:39 PM
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8. I just think this one is funny |
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I'm going to copy & paste and send it along.
Thanks.
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Mon Dec-06-04 01:08 PM
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5. Keep your filthy hands off my '70s polyester shirts!!!!!! |
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Mon Dec-06-04 01:31 PM
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None of those sound like courses my hubby needs to take but I could use a few of them! Let me see, I'd say practically all of them except the one about beard trimmings - however, if you added one about very long hairs in the shower drain, that would be me. ~blush~ Except I don't have any polyester shirts. Actually, the only one that fits him is the one about movies.
I found him originally at the grocery store where I work - he was buying ingredients for a beef stew. I thought, "hmmm, a man who cooks!" Turns out he cleans, decorates and does laundry too. Which is good because I'm pretty lax on all of that.
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