The "X" Marks the Spot of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez, I really hate to sign bills . . . with all these people watching . . . just waiting for me to make a mistake . . . Let's see: G-e-o-r-g-e-W-period-B-u-s-h. . . . Whew. . . . That's it. . . . Got through it another time."

[Downtown Hound]

1. I hereby declare my soul to be Satan's

in exchange for absolute power.

[ET Awful]

2. I hereby pardon my entire administration in perpetuity for any

and all crimes for which they may be indicted. Said pardon shall extend to any and all members of the Republican Party (even undeclared members such as Zell Miller).