War between Wisconsin and Iowa, Who Wins?

[TheMightyFavog]

I vote Wisconsin. All we need to do is to get our people of German Heritage to load up on bratwurst, sauerkraut, pickled eggs, and beer, wait a few hours, and the poor Iowans would be subject to our weapons of ass destruction.

[northzax]

1. how about option c? all the rest of us!

especially if it goes nuclear.

[trotsky]

3. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA

Speaking as a Minnesotan, I like that option!

[TheMightyFavog]

7. Remember this...

The Green Bay Packers are the most popular religion in this state. All we have to do is convince the population that Iowa, (and anyone else who decides to foolishly oppose us) that the Packers are in mortal jeopardy, and the Packers nation shall rise up and declare a holy war on your asses.

Never underestamate Packers Fundamentalists.

There is no team but the Packers, and Favre is its superstar.

[northzax]

10. cough...cough...47 points...cough cough

[Lefta Dissenter]

8. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

You're a big meanie!!! :cry:

[barackmyworld]

2. Wisconsin

I think trees are a better natural resource for war than corn.

[trotsky]

4. I voted Iowa.

Because they'll bore you to death. I know, I've been there.

[HereSince1628]

5. Prevailing westerlies...Iowa favorably sited for biological stink warfare

Pigs, Turkeys, Chickens...gahd!

I am in Wisconsin and I want to negotiate a diplomatic solution before the stink hits us.

[short bus president]

6. I say we answer this question without resorting to mass violence.

MrsGrumpy and FuzzySlippers, one on one, and we'll vote on the medium in which they'll wrestle at a later date. :D

[Ready4Change]

9. Hard to say.

Wisconsin has their Bovine AT-AT's. While slow and ungainly, they do have heavy armor and weapons.

On the other hand, Iowa has the dreaded Porcine Ninja squads. While they aren't as overtly devestating, they can wreak massive psychological damage behind the frontlines, and are nearly impossible to stop.

Defensively Wisconsin has an advantage. With it's network of its many lakes and defensive hedgerows of spare cheesehead hats, they can mire down almost any foe. On the other hand, Iowa's only defense seems to rely on the overwhelming stench of freshly fertilized farm fields. That won't be much of a deterant to Wisconsins mostly rural weapons systems.

I guess I have to bet on Wisconsin. But it's not a really confident bet.

[Wickerman]

11. As a former Iowan who now lives

in the corner of Minnesota 40 miles each way from Iowa AND Wisconsin I resent this poll question. No right answer for me!

By the way, why are there no trees in Southern Wisconsin?

Illinois sucks. :)

[Mojambo]

12. Iowa would be cheese-bombed into the stone age. n/t

[BrainRants]

15. ROTFL! n/t

[Goldeneye]

13. Born in Iowa

Raised in Wisconsin....

Wisconsin winds hands down.

[BrainRants]

14. And beware of Wisconsin's Cow Cavalry

(or Calve Cowery, whichever strikes more fear)

Proud member of the Fundamentalist Packer Regime reporting for duty. Time to go dairy on your asses! :)

[MsAnthropy]

16. Doesn't Wisconsin spawn more serial killers than any other state?

We need them in a fight!

[BrainRants]

17. It's the cheese...

it binds us up and makes us crazy!

[jukes]

18. who cares?

just sayin'...

[BrainRants]

19. Wisconsin=Blue state, Iowa=Red State

This shit matters man! :)

(sorry for the language, I though it made it funnier)

[eauclaireliberal]

20. Huh?

I'm not sure I understand the question.

BTW-don't cut down on Iowa. It's a nice place to catch up on your sleep.

[Rambis]

21. We will come in waves on lawn mowers!

You will not survive the Octogenarian on slot

[Skittles]

22. I have lived in both

love them both dearly but honestly, I'd vote Wisconsin. I was a GI brat who lived everywhere and my favorite time was in Madison Wisconsin.