Worst movie ever?

[Worst Username Ever]

[eauclaireliberal]

1. RE: "Worst movie ever?"

Any movie under the genre "Romantic-Comedy" is a piece of shit.

[boneygrey]

25. Hudson Hawk eom

[eauclaireliberal]

31. Ok, I take that back...

That was a hilarious flick.

[sui generis]

2. Freddy. Got. Fingered.

[warrens]

56. My ex took my kid to see that

I went through the ceiling. Glad his 15 minutes are over.

[mitchtv]

Plan nine from outer space

widely acknowledged as the worst

[American Tragedy]

46. I thought glen or glenda was worse actually

although ed wood created a delightful array of crap.

[bobbobbins]

3. no way...when he jumped out of the exploding building on an ostrich...

movie history was made.

[Worst Username Ever]

21. And the brief transition to clay-animation that ensued.

Brilliantly done!

[datasuspect]

4. dolemite

worst "cinematography" but funny as hell.

[Rambis]

33. I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day

Great movie man

[datasuspect]

37. check out "avenging disco godfather"

even funnier and even more poorly made

[Rambis]

40. Solid!

Thanks for the tip

[AlCzervik]

5. Showgirls...eom

[hollywood926]

6. Just rented The Terminal...

with Tom Hanks. I'd like to put that one in the running. Ick!

[fryguy]

7. windtalkers

started so bad and confusing, even for john woo it reached new levels of absurdity.....and the thing that really sucked was that the story of the code talkers is so amazing that it SHOULD have been a great movie subject!

[Patiod]

60. Plus it has N.Cage for extra suckiness points

/Cage hater

[datasuspect]

8. red dawn

reagan era "war porn."

[Old Mouse]

9. Ator, the Fighting Eagle

I was with a group of people and couldn't leave the theater. I wanted to claw my own eyes out...

[XNASA]

10. Superbabies 2?

Or whatever the fuck it's called.

:shrug:

[mseang]

11. Salo

Not artsy really, just shock value.

[Ian David]

12. Even Bill Cosby hated Leonard Part 6

I remember Bill Cosby on a talkshow begging people not to see the movie.

He says it was so awful, even his own son was trying to read a book in the dark theater.

[Ian David]

18. I think I remember Ebert saying THIS was the worst movie ever

And I think he might be right.

[underpants]

13. Anyting with "Chucky" or "Hellraiser"in the title

Yuck!

[chuckrocks]

14. con.air.

dolomite was brilliant, as well as dolomite 2: the human tornado. but i guess it IS like the bathtub told the toilet; "i see as much ass as you, but i don't have to take all that shit!"
red dawn was the first time i saw pg-13 (i was 13 so it was extra cool)

[jmowreader]

35. Red Dawn was the first time ANYONE saw PG-13

Considering as how it was the very first PG-13 movie.

[quiet.american]

15. The Rich Man's Wife n/t

[donheld]

16. O' Fantasma

What the hell was up with that movie. Yech!!!

[KurtNYC]

17. Rabbit Test (1978)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078133/

Lionel's life turns around after a one-night stand on top of a pinball table... he becomes the world's first pregnant man!

Oy!

[Ian David]

26. One of the worst, anyway

[China_cat]

19. Ishtar

[Worst Username Ever]

22. Coincidentally (or not) released by the same company as Leonard.

Thank you, Columbia.

[Mad_Dem_X]

58. A friend of mine LOVES that movie...and

he loves Grease 2, as well. Probably the worst musical ever made!

[RubyDuby in GA]

20. The Thirteenth Warrior

Every person ever associated with that piece of crap needs to be tortured and executed. In my opinion.

[bobbobbins]

28. yeah, what a terrible movie

and i couldn't even get past the first 10 pages of the book...i think they figured they already made money off of 10 other terrible michael crichton movies, might as well add one more to the mix.

[MsAnthropy]

23. Roadhouse

[ProfessorGAC]

62. My #1 Guilty Pleasure

I'm completely aware it's a train wreck of a movie, but i just have to watch it, every time it's on. Can't help myself.
The Professor

[Patiod]

64. My S.O. loves Roadhouse

I think someone told him he looked like Patrick Swayze in that movie

(I've never seen it, but I would watch anything with Sam Elliot in it, even a video of paint drying with him sitting in front of the paint)

[Left Is Write]

67. Um, yeah!

Sam Elliot is reason enough to watch any movie, no matter how bad.

[LisaM]

24. "Yentl." n/t

[obreaslan]

27. Troll 2, by far....

[bobbobbins]

29. Wellish!

[mitchtv]

30. Black Momma White Momma

while we're at it

[sui generis]

48. is that the one with

"don't make me break ma foot off in yo ass!"?

[PurityOfEssence]

32. Titanic

Go ahead and flame away. It's reverse engineered by an engineer: sad trapped rich girl can only find love with a renegade; the po' folks are the only ones who understand life, and the rich people are uniformly fucked up, except for the one (Molly Brown) who's actually from the po' class.

Stilted dialogue, calculated emotion and extreme predictability show much better when the monies spend are so great.

Yeah, it's got a great sinking sequence, and yeah, it's got great technical prowess, but it's deeply fake at the core of its soul and it shows. Idiocy writ large is much more deplorable than that done on the outskirts.

[Patiod]

65. My SO and I both hated that

I think that's when we realized we were destined for each other. We kept hissing "get off the goddamned boat already".

When they were on the ice floe, and she finally let go of his hand, we both turned to each other and said "ooops!" People around us in the theater were annoyed - they all loved it.

I wouldn't say it's the worst movie ever, but I'd go with "worst blockbuster"

[FeelinGarfunkelly]

34. the one with michael jackson.. Captain EO

[Phillycat]

36. The Mummy, or Catwoman.

:puke:

[Skittles]

38. VALLEY OF THE DOLLS is f***ing dreadful

still, I watch it everytime it's shown on TV; go figure.

[mitchtv]

42. ooo I love that movie

won't miss it , nor my friends

[Left Is Write]

68. I agree.

I don't see how anyone who loved the book could embrace the movie. (Any of the movies, but I assume you're referring to the Patty Duke/Barbara Parkins/Sharon Tate version.

(Note to casting director: Anne Welles was a BLONDE.)

[Arkana]

39. I nominate this

[jmowreader]

41. USS VD: Ship of Shame

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/shipshame/

This was a World War II training film on the dangers of the clap. It is the third-worst movie ever made, but numbers one and two don't have webpages devoted to them.

The second-worst movie ever made was The Quiet War. Another training film, The Quiet War focused on the need for telephone security. In it, an Evil Communist Spy parked his car below an Army base's terrestrial microwave tower, listened in on a lot of phone calls, found out that an officer was going to move a double-secret device that will Destroy the Commies for Sure from one base to another by putting it in the back of his own convertible and driving alone up a twisty mountain road, blocked the twisty mountain road, hit the dumbass officer upside the head, stole the double-secret device, poured five gallons of gas over said dumbass officer, set his back seat on fire and shoved the convertible off a 10,000-foot cliff. If you thought it was bad now, it gets worse: all they worried about was how Fred was deader than shit and How Could We Have Saved Fred's Life by Not Discussing Secrets On The Phone instead of Oh Fuck, Now The Commies Have The Double Secret Device And They Are Using It Against Us. Of course, there wasn't even the hint of a mention of the minor sticking point that you're not supposed to be driving classified things around in your own car in the first place.

The very worst movie was the How to Use the Agency Standard Terminal Workstation video Fort Meade put out. An ASTW was an IBM XT running MS-DOS. They spent five minutes explaining the Terrible Disasters that would befall you if you put a floppy disk in the machine upside down, and you could do that on a 5.25-inch floppy drive.

[blueblitzkrieg]

43. The worst movie ever is undoubtedly...

THE OMEGA CODE! Boy is that one a stinker! I give it 0 stars, it has to be the worst (although I've never seen The Omega Code 2 - yes they made a sequel :puke:)

[edbermac]

44. Howard the Duck...

[lpbk2713]

45. Joe Dirt

Dennis Miller was in it. That ought to put it pretty high in this category.

[barackmyworld]

47. how is GIGLI not on this list!?

Seriously people, it got made fun of a lot. FOR A REASON. I actually saw it, the WHOLE thing. I have never seen something so STUPID, OFFENSIVE, and BORING and bad movies are my hobby.

If you haven't seen it, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW.

[StoneCold513]

49. It's one I've got in my DVD collection...

called "Cyborg Cop 2". I wasn't too thrilled with "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen", either.

[Aiptasia]

50. You're all amateurs

Rat Fink A Boo-Boo is the worst film of all time. It was so bad MST3K wouldn't go near it with a 10,000 foot pole.

Manos, The Hand of Fate is also pretty awful.

Anything starring Buck Flower or Richard Baseheardt can't be good, either.

[terrya]

51. Nope. It's "Eegah!"

Starring the unforgettable Arch Hall, Jr...and a young Richard Kiel ("Jaws" from "The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker") as Eegah. Quite possibly the worst movie of all time.

[Aiptasia]

53. o snap I forgot about eeegah...

IDK though, have you sat through rat fink a boo boo? The 17 minute 20 mile an hour car chase will also make you want to claw out your eyeballs.

[terrya]

54. I've heard of it...

But I've never seen it. :-)

[Longgrain]

52. Not too many people know about this one..."The Apple"

Horrible futuristic disco fantasy with a weird Christian metaphor.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080380/

Watch at your own risk.

But if it's so bad, why then do I love it so?

[Longgrain]

69. Here's another link...

http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/apple.htm

As well as a preview of the horrors contained within...

[youthere]

55. zoolander..

OR anything with will ferrel or bill paxton

[neweurope]

57. "Hidalgo"

(Hope it's called that in the USA, too)

All Arabs are stupid and an American hoss can outrun an Arabian horse any ole day.

We said to ourselves "They're having the predicted disaster in Iraq and now they're turning on the propaganda machine".

[alexisfree]

59. left behind.......

[4_Legs_Good]

61. Prolly have to go with PRETTY WOMAN

Awful, utterly

david

[ProfessorGAC]

63. Titanic

Glacially paced, woodenly acted, with overwrought direction considering we already knew the ending. Laughably overrated.
The Professor

[derby378]

66. Manos: The Hands of Fate

I am truly surprised that only one DUer mentioned this Texas turkey yet. GAAH!

If it weren't for the running MST3K commentary, it would truly be unwatchable. Plan 9 has some serious competition here.