Are there any nerds in the house?

[Squatch]

Can you write my research proposal for me? It's due tomorrow.

[StopTheMorans]

1. I hope so; I've been itching to give someone a wedgie all weekend long

any takers? :evilgrin:

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. I would, but I've worked all day, cooked dinner, supervised homework

for two kids, and done the dishes. Sorry, I'm done for the day!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. Hugh wants to know?? n/t

[Squatch]

4. Abrasive effect of airborne pollutants on highspeed aircraft.

Very nerdy.

[DIKB]

5. Close.

I'm a geek not a nerd. Nerds focus on the now, they know what is and what can be. Geeks wonder whether the science in sci-fi shows/movies is applicable, and research maybes and what ifs.

[Squatch]

6. They also bite the heads off chickens...

geek ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gk)
n. Slang

A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.