Is there any grammarians in the house?

[elperromagico]

I ain't got no problems using the English language. Just about the most easiest language in the world. But I ain't no grammarian.

So where is the grammarians? I wants to learn some more about talking and writing good.

[Spiffarino]

1. Not me

I'm Episcopalian.

[Blue_State_Elitist]

2. haha

Who learned you to spoke?

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. I think Bush dun learned him how to talk.. who else talks that dern good?

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. Resident Grammar Nerd Here!

What would you like to know?

[elperromagico]

5. How come I can't use no words like ain't?

All I wants is to use words like ain't. They's easy to remember.

[hughee99]

6. Let me axe you a question?

The plural of goose is geese, correct? If Mr. John Goose and his wife were comming over, would it be proper to say that the Gooses are comming, or the Geese are comming?

[elperromagico]

7. You're incorrect. Butter should not be passed.

:D

[JVS]

4. German isn't too hard

[blondeatlast]

8. I don't think there's alot. Its a dieing art. But I is one.

Really--I taught HS English, and I'm a stickler for grammar (except on message boards)

[blondeatlast]

9. My grammarian inhabits another, unearthly plane.

But I suspect there's a few around here.

I miss my grammarian; both of them, in fact!

[DrZeeLit]

10. Sorry, I gave up grammar with the election... or I'd help here...but no,

I must keep my promise.

[RagingInMiami]

11. "Are" there any grammarians in the house?

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. Prescriptive, or descriptive?