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Mon Dec-06-04 09:36 PM
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I just figured out my porn star name... |
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Michael More
No, you can't have it! :7
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:37 PM
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Edited on Mon Dec-06-04 09:37 PM by St. Jarvitude
And transsubstantiated it into a porn star name:
I am...........
Doctor Juice
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:40 PM
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2. I like "Lotta Bush" myself. |
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I suppose that would be more of a fetish porn name. Still...
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:41 PM
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But you're right, an effective name ;-)
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:40 PM
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3. I always heard your porn name was gotten by |
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combining your first pet's name and the first street you lived on.
Mine is Hannah Brookside.
On second thought, that might work better for chicks in most cases. "Fluffy Main" might not get you lots of porn gigs if you're a guy. :P
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:41 PM
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5. "Buster Whiting" does though |
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Well, at least for gay porn it would :shrug:
Somehow, hetero porn always has guys with names like "Trent Steele" and "Max Longly"
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:42 PM
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8. What about Buster Pink? |
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:44 PM
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9. Did you ever live on Pink Street? |
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Pink Avenue? Pink Place? Pink Way? Pink Drive? Pink Lane? Pink Pkwy? Pink Circle? Pink Floyd?
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:44 PM
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10. Stop limiting yoursefl |
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:04 PM
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Mon Dec-06-04 11:19 PM
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:42 PM
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6. Yeah, but it's more fun to riff on a celebrity |
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:49 PM
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13. My wife would be Butch Rodello. |
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And I would be Buffy 135.
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:50 PM
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14. Wow! That would be one gender-bending porn flick! |
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:54 PM
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18. I think my name suggests I'd have to be an android or something. |
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And why are you beating me up for the names of our pets? :cry:
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:10 PM
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27. No! Not beating you up! |
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Your parents, maybe, for naming them such dorky names...
Just kidding! I would never disparage anyone's pet's names. I'd have no right to do that since I, as a child, named our big fluffy orange cat "Tribble" because he came as a cute little fluff ballthat purred in a cooing manner. As it turned out, he was very tribble-like in that he ate constantly, grew huge, and reproduced often before my folks had him fixed.
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:20 PM
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29. Maybe you inserted the wrong smilie? |
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:24 PM
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:55 PM
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19. Neither would Stripe 23rd Terrace |
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:09 PM
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According to that logic, mine would be Blazer Sawyer. More of a guy's name than a girl's name.
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:12 PM
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28. Not if you had a signature wardrobe. |
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Edited on Mon Dec-06-04 10:14 PM by intheflow
Just a blazer jacket with nothing underneath... ;)
Or, you could bill yourself as being so hot you blase.
OR, you could be a trailblazer, going where no porn star had gone before. (But then, where would that be? You'd have to develop a new hole , or at least take bellybutton sex to new heghts.)
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:42 PM
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:46 PM
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11. Mine just doesn't have that... |
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....porn feel.
It's Torbjorn Winnemac....lol.
Cheers, Kim :toast:
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:49 PM
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12. i wouldnt have a name, i'd be a symbol. like prince.... 3=======D |
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:51 PM
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15. until you have a tragic cycling accident and become b=======D |
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:06 PM
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23. ewww... that's horrible..... |
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:51 PM
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is a stupid porn name.
But my first pet was Gray the Cat and I lived on Rt 1.
Mz Pip :dem:
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:54 PM
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Mon Dec-06-04 09:57 PM
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The name Bush should be used throughout the porn industry.:evilgrin:
Hancock Bush..he's from Texas :D
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:05 PM
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Porn should also be current
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:09 PM
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25. Hancock is a real type of Bush |
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How about Small Dick Cheney?
Sir Ann Coulter :D
Burn Ing Bush :shrug:
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Mon Dec-06-04 10:09 PM
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26. They should find two girls... |
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and have them go by Jenna Bush and Barbara Bush and do a lot of lesbian scenes together... maybe they have to be the Busch Twins.
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Mon Dec-06-04 11:38 PM
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I did not name my pet that name, it was my older brother!
Name: Hammer Street: S. Court
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