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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:44 PM
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Most ridiculous Christmas lyric
So lets give thanks to the lord above That Santa Claus comes tonight!

Anybody else have some bizarre lyrics
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:45 PM
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1. Who can beat "Don we now our gay apparel"?
I used to belt that out as loud as I could....
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:46 PM
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2. What song's that from?
Here Comes Santa Claus? I never pay attention to lyrics.

Having said that, "Round John Virgin" always confused me.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:51 PM
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8. Santa Claus is coming tonight
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yankeeinlouisiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:15 PM
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12. I think it's Ron Yon Virgin
but I have no idea what that means. ;-)
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:25 PM
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13. I think it's supposed to be
proud young virgin?
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:31 PM
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14. round yon virgin, like pregnant?
always thought rudolph was gay, which was funny when I was in middleschool, now is cool
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barackmyworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:38 PM
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15. explanation of "round yon virgin"
it means "around yon virgin"

like silent night all around them I guess
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:46 PM
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3. "Rocking around the Christmas tree..." >
It means fucking, ferchissake. How soon we forget.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:09 PM
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10. Yeah, but Brenda Lee was like, 11 when she sang that.
Can't you just "rock" without fucking?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:46 PM
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4. The Boar's head in hand bear I........
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:49 PM
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5. "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer"
Makes him sound like he's been on quite the bender!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:51 PM
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6. YOU WIN!
I can't think of anything dumber!

:party:
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:51 PM
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7. say your prayer, 'cause Santa comes tonight!
is that a threat?
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 10:52 PM
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9. "In excessive dayyyy glo"
Falalalala la
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:10 PM
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11. It's a marshmallow world?
What do marshmallows have to do with Christmas?
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