***WARNING: New Strain of STD***

[complain jane]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. It is called Gonorrhea Lecthym (pronounced "Gonna Re-elect Him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed by the Bush-Cheney-Rove-Ashcroft administration for the past 4 years, and failing to take adequate measures to protect themselves.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lecthym include: antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a messianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to incorporate new information into a rigid idée fixe; exceptional cowardice marked by acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; xenophobia; chronic mangling of the English language; inability to accept responsibility for actions; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing thinking.

This epidemic is out of control. MMWR reports it has already resulted in brain death in over 59,000,000 Americans. New CDC Director Archbishop Burke has ordered a halt to research into the disease after determining the disease is incurable and is merely God's will.

Apparently, however, at least 55,000,000 of us have natural immunity and are poised to lead a brief but exciting life right after the rapture begins and our afflicted fellow Americans ascend to their eternal reward.

O8) :party: :toast:

[mzmolly]

1. This is great ! LMAO. Did you write it?

:yourock:

[complain jane]

4. no it was in an email someone sent me

[Left Brain]

8. OMG! ROFLMAO!

Okay, I was just surfing DU tonight, not even logged in but I just HAD to log in and thank you Dogfish for the best laugh of the day.

:toast:

[Kali]

2. good one

:thumbsup:

[mistertrickster]

3. Heh, I love it. Spread via intercourse with Fox news.

[IHeart1993]

5. All I can say is....

:puke:

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. This rocks!!

What a great post.

[Wapsie B]

7. That's hillarious!

Gonna keep that one.

[Turn CO Blue]

9. Hilarious!