10 Least Successful Holiday TV Specials of All Time

[meegbear]

Includes ...

Ayn Rand's A Selfish Christmas (1951)
A Muppet Christmas with Zbigniew Brzezinski (1978)
The Village People in Can't Stop the Christmas Music—On Ice! (1980)
Christmas with the Nuge (2002)

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/xmasspecials/xmasspecials.asp

[Dogmudgeon]

1. A Fallout-Shelter Christmas (1956)

--p!

[Hoosier Democrat]

2. Happy Haunukah with Lewis Farrakhan

[lpbk2713]

3. Yoko Ono and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Live from Salt Lake City.

[Dr J]

4. how 'bout....

Adolf's Angels in A Very Special Hitler Christmas

[dolo amber]

5. X-mas Celebrity Deathmatch: Mohammed vs. Moses

Winner gets a ham. :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Bob Geldof's "Are They Eating Yet, fer Chrissakes?" Christmas Extravaganza

[bmbmd]

7. All very clever replies

but nothing compares to the real horror of Bing Crosby and David Bowie singing "The Little Drummer Boy."

[Dr J]

8. ON ACID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

[flygal]

10. Yeah, how the hell did that ever happen ?!! The 70's man - wierd!

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. Dubya's "Get down on yer knees and stay there til the Lord returns" Xmas

"special"

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Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/

[mac56]

11. Barb and Jenna's Christmas in Abu Gharib

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[CO Liberal]

12. Pat Robertson's 14th Annual "Last Christmas Before The Rapture" Special

:-)

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. A Crazy Christmas Extravaganza with Ted Bundy and the Coeds

A Very Lassie Christmas (What's that girl? Timmy's trapped under the tree? ...Woof!"

The Close Encounters of the Third Kind Christmas Special (Waaa Waaa Waaa Wuuuu Wahhh... jingle jingle)

[Dogmudgeon]

14. The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

This one, I'm afraid, is real.

Star Wars Holiday Special.

If you really must, it's available on most of the P2P networks.

Oh, yes, there was a sequel, too ... (1982). This one is usually available on P2P around Xmastime.

--p!