matcom
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:33 AM
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Does Morning Coffee Always Make You Have To Go..... |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:34 AM
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1. Anytime coffee always makes me have to go. I have tried not to |
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drink so much lately, because it really gets in the way of all the pre-Christmas errands I am running. Shop. Stop. Shop. Stop. or pop.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:36 AM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:37 AM
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In goes the coffee, down goes the handle on the toilet.
Like clock work!!
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:37 AM
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:37 AM
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4. Even the decaf stuff. Go figure! And it's not supposed to be a diuretic |
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Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 08:38 AM by GreenPartyVoter
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:41 AM
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10. more laxative than diuretic....fer me, that is, but I hear lots of folks |
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just getting the diuretic effects.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:38 AM
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6. LMAO...leave it to YOU to be rude..crude...and socially unacceptable... |
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Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 08:39 AM by jus_the_facts
.....awwwwwwww s'what makes me LOVE YA so!! :evilgrin:
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...oh yeah...that's why it always stinks in your office restroom every mornin' d'oh!! :freak: :7
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:39 AM
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i didn't say ANYTHING about shitting, squatting, 'blowing out the bowl', turding, nesting and certainly NOTHING mentioning a Baby Ruth candy bar!
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:38 AM
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7. Make sure you do this at work. |
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Why do it on your own time if you can get paid for it!
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:40 AM
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9. That, and the heart meds. n/t |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:41 AM
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Coffee goes in between 7:00/7:05 AM and 7:30 or so and I'm headed to the bathroom by 8:30.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:41 AM
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12. Reminds me of the quote from All In The Family |
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where Archie says "You don't buy beer, you just rent it".
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:42 AM
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traffic is so bad here and with the commute I don't dare drink coffee till I'm already at work.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:51 AM
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14. With me. coffee, riding in a car, and cold weather |
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all have the same effect. Lately it's been a triple whammy.
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:14 AM
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15. Yes, especially with kahlua and a Marlboro |
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:25 AM
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The best laxative you can buy without a prescription! :hurts:
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:36 AM
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17. I had rice w/dinner last night and it seems to be ignoring this a.m.'s |
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caffeine eviction notice. :-(
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:38 AM
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I drink it to keep 2's regular. :D
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:41 AM
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19. NO!!! Not another piss-thread!!! |
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:43 AM
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20. Yeah, and coffee pee smells yucky |
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:48 AM
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21. Wind. Gravity. morning coffee. pretty much everything |
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