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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:28 AM
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Santa Claus is a dirty Communist!
Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 10:30 AM by Gothic Sponge
He gives toys away for free! That cuts into corporate profits! These kids need to pull themselves up from their bootstraps, and get off that pinko's gravy train! Why does Santa hate America?!?! He probably killed Jesus too!

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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:29 AM
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1. Communists? Is that anything like internets?
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:30 AM
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2. Hehe!
Edit does help.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:30 AM
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3. JCCyC is Santa Claus?!
That Commie Pinko Dirtbag!

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:33 AM
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5. I certainly have the physique du role for the task.
Check the Gallery.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:30 AM
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4. Arlo Guthrie had a
hilarious song along that line, about the FBI investigating Santa.
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Verve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:55 AM
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6.  Ask my 2 year old where Santa lives. He'll reply Wal Mart!
I have no idea where he came up with the answer? Honestly, my husband and I never told him that. But friends and relatives had great fun asking him this question last Christmas. He never wavered on his answer.
Since then his 8 year old brother has brainwashed him into saying the North Pole.
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