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Tue Dec-07-04 01:19 PM
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Remember subservient chicken.com? How about HOT BARTENDER!?!? |
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http://virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htmTry these "commands" I mean instructions Flip hair pour a beer Bend over Okay ladies I know I know here is one for you - Kick Also make sure you have her -Robot
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:21 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:26 PM
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20. Fun with the virtual bartender |
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YOU HAVE TO TELL HER, "BE SILLY"!!!
Also, if you type "ropes," she's very funny
Must see, "Kick Guy"
Cartwheel squeeze boobs touch toes Lick jiggle Riverdance Macarena Sing flex laugh drink beer Aerobics Handstand Pushups jump sleep get angry remove shirt (she has a bra) Cowboy belly dance (silly) Karate get wet
I typed in "read poem" and she looked at a Playboy instead.
If you type "orgasm" she comes to the camera and shakes her finger, "no no no".
I typed in "french maid," and while I did not get what I expected, I was very happy with the results. Very happy.
If you type "strip," she starts to strip and then something funny happens.
Things she won't do: throw tantrum Judo brush teeth pick nose sneeze cry untie shoes take off shoes Backflip climb lick fingers YMCA Vogue Drink Shot basketball breakdance disco Pilates cook clean paint mop floor laundry run lipstick shakespeare poetry bicycle spongebob pirate james bond email fly achy breaky spanking dominatrix whip Michael Moore George Bush John Kerry burp random flashdance piano violin eat whee christmas chanukah daven genuflect pray boxking trampoline enema juggle unicycle clown nose run shave legs happy birthday throw pie pie in face check please chearleader cheer card trick navel Judge Judy fruit salad freak out popcorn vote
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:21 PM
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will have to take a look when not at work...lol
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:23 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:32 PM
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tickle is pretty good too
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:24 PM
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4. saw this a few months ago. try these commands |
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banana lollipop kiss (girl) kiss me tickle lap / dance / seduce naked / stripper / clothes orgasm / fake wet
topless / shirt show / butt / bottom / ass / beer.com breast / bra / boobs toes / bend shake
riverdance macarena tap (dance)
yoga / dog pushup / aerobics jump / jumping jacks karate / jiu-jitsu / kung fu splits gymnastics handstand muscle
bottle pitcher can / cans beer / drink beer beer me / pour
man / knee / groin / kiss man magic / rope hoolahoop robot leimek boxer pillow jedi / fight hair tongue laugh / joke head / stomach headbang guitar air guitar playboy / magazine number message math sunshine lay down / sleep sing / rapper bow supermodel hummer gun cowboy wave angry / mad surf
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:31 PM
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7. Fight---freakin lightsabers |
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:02 PM
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29. Yes, but do they use their hands? |
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:48 PM
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27. this was on DU several weeks back |
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I'm pretty sure.... not that I'm complaining that it's back.
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:25 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 01:25 PM by Radical Activist
very funny
Very sexist yet funny site because it is so over the top.
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:27 PM
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6. Hey, she gives lap dances |
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:32 PM
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8. Where are the feminists? |
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They must be slacking off. I'm waiting for the outrage.
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:38 PM
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Nothing nada
but if you type in "a-hole" (the whole thing)
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:39 PM
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14. Good one, but she did |
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:32 PM
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10. OMG!! TYPE "ASS" TYPE "ASS" |
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Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 01:36 PM by matcom
TYPE "ASS"
DO IT NOW!!!!!
NOW
NOW!!!!!!
i am SUCH a perve :D
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:36 PM
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11. She's gotta a future! |
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:38 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:43 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:48 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:44 PM
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16. MY GAWD!!!! TYPE "LIPS" TYPE "LIPS" TYPE IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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"LIPS"!!!!!
:bounce:
NOW DAMMIT!!!!!!
yes, Matcom had 2 drinks at lunch :D
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:47 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:39 PM
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23. Beautiful man, I've got a tear in my eye |
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and where's my drink? :cry:
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:39 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:43 PM
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at least it met its potential instead of being orphaned at the bar :7
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:56 PM
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28. it is now one with my liver |
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which means that drink is now holy :D
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:56 PM
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19. politics, democrat - no response... |
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The dream is gone. She is NOT the perfect woman. Oh well.
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:36 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:37 PM
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22. YOU HAVE TO TYPE JEDI!!! |
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:44 PM
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26. Kiss is better, Jedi is just 10 seconds of aftereffects glow |
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:12 PM
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30. Fire. Open the podbay doors HAL |
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try "fire"
If you ask her, "What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?" she comes back with the number "42" written on a chalkboard.
OK, I'm just kidding.
But if you type, "Open the podbay doors, HAL," she actually does the Robot dance!
Seriously!
But nothing happens if you type "energize," and if you type "beam-up" she takes off her pants and shows you her g-string.
She also doesn't do: Zoro Archery Tarzan You've got mail chickendance chicken Spam Viking funky chicken Hobbit Golem These are not the droids you're looking for Use the force Wicked Witch Jello Whipped Cream Grateful Dead Blues Banjo Who's on first? Sinatra Elvis Teletubbies
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:14 PM
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Do you think anyone reviews the commands that don't do anything, and then programs some of them in later?
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:44 PM
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Please don't tell me that I'm the last horny idiot here to lose interest in this?
I am so ashamed.
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:45 PM
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33. I'm ascared to try it at work... |
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Just what I need is for someone to sneak up behind me... :scared:
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Tue Dec-07-04 04:50 PM
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34. Yes - 'pillow fight' works... |
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Tue Dec-07-04 05:48 PM
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36. I normally wouldn't stand for a comment like that from a man... |
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...but yes, it seems to work for her.
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Tue Dec-07-04 06:07 PM
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37. All that and she claims not to know the word 'tease'. |
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