Klingon Christmas-The Twelve days of Klingon Christmas

[underpants]

The 12 betleH Tournaments


At the first betleH tournament my opponent said to me:

I'll shove my fist through you're rotten teeth!


At the second betleH tournament my opponent said to me:

Puny turtle skull

and I'll shove my fist through you're rotten teeth


1.I'll shove my fist through you're rotten teeth

2.Puny turtle skull

3.re-venge wins

4.you're mother's calling you

5.Ouch! That blade stings!

6.you sick fool, you're failing

7.is that a purse you're swinging?

8.Hey! You're face is filthy.

9.You fight like a lady dancing.

10.My blade's got you leaping.

11.I'm cut but I'm not griping.

12.I'm surprised you're standing

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Twas the night before Christmas on the Enterprise-D,
On a routine short hop to Starbase 03,
With Data on duty in the command chair,


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