Guys - Have You Ever "Faked It"?

[matcom]

by not pre-rinsing the dishes before loading the dishwasher and just PRETENDING to?

[Worst Username Ever]

1. By pulling the comforter up over the messy bed, and saying I made the bed.

[DS1]

2. It says dishwasher - it doesn't say "part 2 of dishwashing enabler"

Obviously, a plate still food of full gets scraped, but :wtf: next you'll want me to measure wood before cutting it :eyes:

[matcom]

3. still food of full?

you BASTARD! :D

[DS1]

16. yeah still food of full!

When I put family on my food, they'd better be fucking full or else it's clobberin time! :7

[underpants]

4. Amateur-NO of course not I failed the first time and was never asked again

Didn't you learn ANYTHING in the Army?

Sheesh!

[matcom]

5. well, i haven't TOUCHED a load of laundry in 10 years!

must of done SOMETHING right!

note to the rest of you men: spill something on a sweater and call your Mrs and ask how to get it out. when she tells you bleach, SOAK that thang in a BUCKET full of STRAIGHT bleach for 3 HOURS! when she finds out what happened, she will NEVER let you TOUCH the laundry again!

-trust me. it has been proven. :D

[redqueen]

7. Men who do laundry get threesomes.

Just sayin...

;)

[underpants]

8. I always do the laundry

and I am talking taking it to the laundromat doing laundry.

So.....

[matcom]

9. suckass

[billyskank]

10. When?

Is that guaranteed?

[StopTheMorans]

14. from my experience, yes

i love laundry!

[Squeech]

19. I would like this documented

I've been doing the laundry for years. Always my own, and occasional loads for Mrs. Squeech.

And nobody has made me any interesting offers.

[redqueen]

20. Well I guess it's on a case by case basis.

Doing your own laundry doesn't count. :P

[bearfan454]

18. I can only do towels, sheets, and my stuff.

Mrs bearfan does her own laundry. I shrunk her bras one time by drying them on medium. Oh what a grandiose blunder on my behalf ! I should have known I was supposed to dry her bras on low for 2 hours instead of medium for 40 minutes.

[underpants]

22. Actually me too....sort of

I am trying DESPERATELY to get back to the "one basket" rule that is one laundry basket and when it is fulled we wash it and start a new. My attempts to date have been in vein. I love my wife but organization is not one of her strong suits.

She has a basket of her clothes that I have seperated and that she is responsible for-stuff I don't know how she wants washed. Everything else goes in the front loading machine, COLD water, and full heat dryer (#'s 5,7, & 9 work best)

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SYSTEM!

[the Princess]

6. Ooooooooooooohhhhh

So *THAT'S* how guys fake it!

[Aiptasia]

11. Yes.. yes I have

And i've not pre-spot treated the laundry, too.

And i've faked orgasms when there's something good on T.V..

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Hmmmm

but you're male, right? Didn't she, um, notice that you faked?

(Not trying to get this locked!)

[Bouncy Ball]

12. My husband

screwed up cooking so badly he got out of it permanently.

But then again, I haven't done the dishes in 13 years.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. I have faked it with myself even!

When I was bored.

[Champ]

17. LOL - this thread made me laugh the hardest today

and I posted alot of strange articles today too x(

[CarbonDate]

21. What good is a dishwasher if you have to pre-rinse them?

A sink full of hot, soapy water and a little elbow grease will do the job just as well.