The obligatory "I'm stuck in the 700 club" post

[Goathead]

O.K. here goes:
Please help me get out of the 700 club, Pat really scares the shit out of me. He's like that guy who keeps coming around asking you for money that you always try to avoid. Well, Pat if you are out there, this scripture is for you:
"No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will hold to one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and mammon." (Matthew 6:24)
Yeah! Yeah! Take that Pat! Put that in your diamond mine and smoke it!

[Kurovski]

1. Now, now, now!

You'll soon find your pesky ability to think pleasantly smothered by a deep gratitude that God is finally in the White House.

Good luck.

[motely36]

2. Just drink the Koolaid and relax.

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

3. Do you think I should help?

:hi:

[motely36]

6. You hold him down and I'll pour

[JimmyJazz]

8. Not with the kool-aid - with getting him/her out of the 700 club?

[motely36]

9. I know

I was just being silly. I wasn't sure if they would appreciate your pictures as much as some of us do.

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. The Koolaid is not that bad....tastes of almonds

[Goathead]

10. Isn't that a characteristic of cyanide?

Who ever said that watching years and years of T.V wouldn't pay off. Learned that on C.S.I.

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. yep.

:hi:

[Gothmog]

5. Hurry back to the dark side

We will be waiting for you

[CornField]

7. Technically it's Flavor-Aide

The neocons are cheap bastards.

:shrug:

[shawmut]

12. I'm getting out right

now.



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[nini]

13. get the hell out of there!

hurry!