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Tue Dec-07-04 06:47 PM
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| I just severely burned my lip on cheese... |
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I was reading the paper and eating a hot pocket when a molten glob of cheddar cheese squirted out and landed on my lip!!! I couldn't get it off fast enough and I could actually feel some skin come off as I wiped it with the napkin. OWIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! right now my lip looks like it has a bad fever blister and I have to keep ice on it because if it hits the air for more than 30 seconds its excruciating!!!
I've eaten hundreds of hot pockets in my day and I've never been burned anywhere close to this bad before!
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| fluffernutter
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Tue Dec-07-04 06:50 PM
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| 1. hot pockets can be lethal. |
| buddysmellgood
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Tue Dec-07-04 06:50 PM
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| 2. That's not cheese. Hot pockets contain gamoglobutoluleniumocremmophine. |
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It will burn your lip whether you heat it or not. Seek medical attention immediatley. :)
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Tue Dec-07-04 06:51 PM
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... the * administration assures us that gamoglobutoluleniumocremmophine is otherwise harmless.
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Tue Dec-07-04 06:53 PM
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| 4. well thats re-assuring |
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because other than the third degree burns, hot pockets sure are tasty!
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Tue Dec-07-04 06:54 PM
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... hot-pockets! tune is running through my previously empty head.
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| buddysmellgood
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:00 AM
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| 6. I know... I eat em too. |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:12 AM
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| 7. WAIT! Does the burn mark on your lip in any way |
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resemble any of the following:
Jesus
Mary
Rhino #2 on Noah's ark
or
Kleeb?
If so, you could cut your lip off and sell it on eBay for serious cash.
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| Reverend_Smitty
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:37 AM
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| 8. well now that you mention it... |
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I have been feeling rather holy since the incident went down, now we are having a freak December thunderstorrm...I gotta go and find a mirror...wait I think it might be the blessed virgin, no wait it only resembles Wilford Brimley. Does that entitle me to free oatmeal?
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:46 AM
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| 9. Sorry, no. He's a rethug so all you get is a cush job doing nothing |
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at Halliburton. The retirement plan kicks ass, though. You get to be second fiddle to a moron while you collect dividends.
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:47 AM
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| 10. eh...sounds good enough |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:52 AM
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| 11. behold the power of cheese |
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