fuck security guards

[rockydem]

fuck fuck

fuck security guards...

[pres2032]

1. feel better now?

[Book Lover]

2. On the receiving end

of abuse? C'mon - it's not their fault they're too stupid to be real cops...

[Threedifferentones]

3. It doesn't take intelligence to become a cop

A detective maybe, but not a cop.



3D0

[Cuban_Liberal]

4. I beg your pardon?

:wtf:

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. It takes a heck of a lot of intelligence and tons of courage. I could

never do it. We as a society have let a few bad apples spoil a great group of people, who don't get paid nearly enough for putting their lives on the line day after day. Sometimes a split second decision made with a cop's brain saves a whole lot of people. I think that was harsh.

[Cuban_Liberal]

8. Thank you!

Truer words were never spoken!

:hug::yourock:

[Runcible Spoon]

16. not only are you a CUBAN LIBERAL...but

you are a smart cop! :loveya:

[Cuban_Liberal]

19. Thanks!

:hug:

[trof]

9. You have just fucked with our local cop.

That's not nice.
I'm pretty sure he's almost as smart as i am.
Maybe more.
;-)

[Cuban_Liberal]

10. Thanks!

:hug:

[trof]

11. nada

[Runcible Spoon]

14. it takes intelligence to be a GOOD cop!

there is a difference.

[Cuban_Liberal]

15. Most cops are good cops.

Bet I know lots more cops than you do.

[name not needed]

17. Then how come I only run into the dumb ones?

Most of the time, the guy doesn't have a reason to give me shit about anything.

[Cuban_Liberal]

18. In your *opinion*, I'd wager.

I'd also wager that he has a legally valid reason to stop you when he does. take up your argument with the SCOTUS, instead of ranking him, how about?

[name not needed]

26. Hey, I wasn't the one who streaked through the Quik'N'Fresh!

And I wasn't the one who filmed it, either!

note: my friends actually did this

[Runcible Spoon]

21. no, I meant it as a compliment...

sorry it came across wrong...I meant yes there ARE dumb cops, and those are the ones people tend to remember...but the GOOD ones are just as intelligent as anyone else. Hell, I've met people with PhDs who couldn't change a freaking tire.

[Cuban_Liberal]

23. Oh, OK.

:hi:

[Gothic Sponge]

22. and that's not nice

:spank:

[LeftyMom]

12. The last thing someone with a underpaid job needs

is for some jackass to insult thier inteligence. Did it ever occur to you that you're insuting the loved one of at least one DU poster?

[Book Lover]

24. No, actually, it never did

Then again, as a former maid and laundress, I've been vicariously insulted here on DU as well. Perhaps all of us who have been insulted here should get together in one big room and scream until the sun sets. Will that solve your problem?

[Gothic Sponge]

20. That's not nice

:spank:

[Amaya]

5. why?

:shrug:

[rockydem]

6. it's like that rap song

fuck the police...

[LoZoccolo]

13. That reminds me of "F*** Cops II" by Mortified Rage.

It used to be on the old mp3.com when they'd have publish-your-own-music there, but that's closed down.

[Runcible Spoon]

25. is that from "Fear of a Black Hat"?

one of the funniest movies EVER. SO tongue in cheek and clever.

"Fuck the Security Guards" By NWH (Niggas with Hats)
NWH say fuck the security guards
he ain’t a cop but he still want to act hard
On patrol at a goddamn convenience store
get in check you just a chump minimum wage whore
Just a slob in an ill fittin suit
got a little bit of power so you want to acta fool
Let some shit break out and what you gonna do
can’t get back-up cause you don’t have a crew

But it seems like damn near everytime I shop
I’m getting clocked by some wanna be cop
Follows me around like a magnet
eyes on my ass like a 2 bit faggot
Why it gotta be that I’m treated like a thiefbecause I’m black
and wear a pager on my jeans

So it seems I’m gonna have to set the sucker straight
I turn around and say yo punk get out my face
An he wastes no time pointin to his fake badge
an real night stick that could make a nigga hemorrhage
He got cuffs some mace and a gat on his hip
he makes a move but ice cold don’t trip
Cause I’m wearin my hat and the shit feels good
besides all that I’m straight out of the neighborhood

With flow I pull my AK-47
gonna send an acme rents punk cop straight toheaven
Oh hell who cares where the motherfucker go
he’s dead on the ground by the time I let thetrigger go

Fuck the security guards

Goin to the game with the N.W.H crew
had seats in the back but they ain’t got a view
Gonna go down front on the bogart tip
find a few empty seats gonna take a quick sit
In the front row we down on the floor eyballinthe hookas
checkin out the score

But here comes a sucka on a weak ass mission
gonna start some shit about my admission to thegame
an asks to see my ticket
“is this your seat” an all that shit I ain’twith it
I say I’ll move when the other motherfuckerscome
until then can’t a brother have some fun

But he wanna be so hard
gotta run the whole yard the punk mother fucker
shoulda brought a bodyguard for his damn self
cause you see, security guards don’t mean shitto me

I throw a punch like a patriot missile
my boys back me up, for the punks dismissal
But he grabs his walkie-talkie drops the 411
“10-4” is the answer and a swarm of suckers come

So we break to the doors
cut across the floor trippin over bodies
leaving suckers sore
Usin fire-power and all that heat
the final result the security guards get beat

Fuck the security guards

Hit the snack and pump to get some gas
pump ten habib now give me my cash
Decide to get a yahoo for the ride
woulda got a forty but I don’t drink and drive
So I go to the case in the back for a crack ofthe
jacked whacked sippity stacked soda pack

But every time I look down the aisle
I get ruled I’m bein watched like a child andthe shits foul
I’m the security guard basher
meter maid smasher
wanna be axer wolf ticket catcher
All those who don’t come legit get done realquick
and that ain’t no bull shit

I get tired of him watchin me
I get attitude see and I need some release
to increase my own peace
So I signal to the crew in the car come on in
let’s take some shit too far
an Push em right to the edge of ledge to thecorner
of the precipice and see if the sucka’s gonnahedge

On what he’s sposed to do to the crew
if he don’t back down we say it’s on you
An excuse to get buck wild and move ghetto style
Cause ya shouldn’t a been jockin me
shouldn’t a been clockin me then I wouldn’t ahad to rock thee
But that’s the way the game is played
whan a fade ass cop gets ready prey
On the nwh crew it’s a security guard so whatyou gonna do, just
Fuck the security guards